The Night the Universe Exploded After a Few Too Many Bottles of Wine (Fiction)

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By John Reizer
Satirical Fiction

BELGIUM — It’s more than likely Georges Lemaître may have had a rather unusual evening with several fellow Catholic priests before developing his famous idea about the Big Bang Theory and an expanding universe.

The year was 1927, and the gathering had started innocently enough.

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There was wine. Actually, there was a lot of wine. Eventually, someone apparently asked a question that would change cosmology forever:

“Father Lemaître, where did the universe come from?”

Lemaître stared into his wine glass for several seconds. “You better give me another glass,” he replied.

After another generous pour, Lemaître began drawing large circles, arrows, and a plethora of strange-looking mathematical symbols on a piece of paper. “Imagine,” he said, pointing at the paper, “everything in the universe was squeezed into one tiny place.”

One of the other priests squinted at the drawing. “You mean like this wine bottle?”

“Exactly!” said Lemaître, downing another glass.

One of the priests objected. “But Father, if everything was once together, what happened?”

Lemaître stood up dramatically, a little wobbly from the consumption of alcohol, and said, “It exploded! Then, it began expanding.”

The room fell silent.

Then the other priests burst out laughing and yelled at the same time, “The universe exploded?”

“Something like that,” Lemaître said, trying to keep his balance while in an upright position.

“And has it been expanding ever since?” asked another priest.

Lemaître nodded, then tripped over his feet and landed on the floor. “Now you’re thinking!” he said, looking up at his colleagues from the ground.

At this point, one of the priests suggested that perhaps the entire universe was expanding because everyone present had consumed too much wine.

Lemaître tried to get up but slipped again, laughing in the process. “Impossible,” he yelled out.

“Why?” Another priest asked.

“Because I’ve only had three bottles.”

The other priests looked at the empty bottles.
There were seven of them.

By midnight, Lemaître had developed what later became known as the ‘Primeval Atom’ hypothesis. At the time, he called it “that thing I just thought of after drinking too much wine.”

The next morning, Lemaître examined his notes and discovered that half of his calculations were upside down.

He stared at them for several minutes before saying, “Gentlemen, I think I have discovered something very important.”

“What’s that?” one of the other priests asked.

“I’m going to need a helluva lot more coffee.”


This was the 1927 scientific consensus:

This was what science believed not long ago and defended as the best explanation for the universe’s existence. I believe it makes more sense than the Big Bang Theory.

Do you see how crazy “scientific consensus” and the theories behind these conclusions really are? Yet, academics will sit upon their high horses, proclaiming that they have the ideas and math to prove their ridiculous concepts.

The words “scientific consensus” really mean nobody’s challenging the official line of bullshit currently in play, no matter how illogical or stupid the hypothesis might be.

Throughout the years, people have pointed out serious flaws with ideas protected by scientific consensus.

People challenged Albert Einstein and were immediately attacked by groups calling them Antisemites. Many of Einstein’s theories and ideas have been proven false. Others also claim he was involved in plagiarism and patent theft. Who really knows the truth about the history we’re taught?

There are also folks saying things about Stephen Hawking and that entire narrative, although he has been spared any scrutiny because who in the hell wants to criticize someone in a wheelchair?

Perhaps that’s why he was wheeled out there in the first place as a genius. Maybe it was because it was unpopular or not politically correct to attack a genius in a wheelchair.

Hawking had ALS for 55 years! The average person with that disease makes it about 2 -5 years. Do you see anything peculiar with the narrative?


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Editing history and The Big Bang (THEORY)

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When I write that the controlling powers edit and rewrite history, I’m not kidding. In fact, they’ve rewritten history all the way backwards 13.8 billion years ago. Read on…

So, according to a Catholic priest (cosmologist) named Georges Lemaître, the universe as we know it began with an explosion (the Big Bang). The explosion was preceded by nothingness, or the absence of any matter whatsoever, except for one atom.

The Big Bang!

Evidently, before the explosion, a single particle miraculously manifested itself into existence. Then, it for some strange reason, exploded and created a debris field in all directions that began to fill a void of infinite space.

As that debris field expanded outward, it formed what we know today as planets, stars, galaxies, and anything else.

According to Georges Lemaitre, the Big Bang explosion happened 13.8 billion years ago.

Georges Lemaitre

So, let us get this straight: according to a Catholic priest, everything in existence and all of nature exists because of a random explosion of one particle. What kind of wine was this guy drinking?

How can people place all their faith in science when science is predicated on a theory that is so ridiculous it beggars belief?

I remember listening to public school science teachers growing up, explaining that the Big Bang explosion came from one atom.

Editing History

Realizing how ridiculously implausible the Big Bang idea is, the powers that be have edited the original theory over the years.

Presently, if you access a search engine and ask if the Big Bang was an explosion, the answer returned will be: NO!

Are you kidding me?

From NASA.GOV

No one can spin or stretch a story like NASA!

That description evokes an explosion in my mind. And no, I think Georges said that there was an explosion! 🤣

So, let me get this straight… There wasn’t a Big Bang 13.8 billion years ago; there was an already intact universe that could fit on the head of a pin, and it suddenly, for no good reason, became extremely hot and volatile, and began stretching and expanding outward rapidly.

According to official accounts, the Big Bang name originated from the scientist Fred Hoyle, who criticized the absurdity of the idea. I agree with Fred! 🤣

Even though there wasn’t an explosion, the theory is still called the Big Bang, a name conjured up by a scientist making fun of the theory.

That makes a helluva lot of sense; let’s name the theory of where all of existence originated from after a guy who was making fun of Georges Lemaitre’s idea.

Then there’s this little problem: if everything in the Universe has always existed and once fit on the head of a pin, that means all the planets and stars were once much closer to one another. This means that years based on or calculated by the orbits of planets around stars could have been much shorter than they are today. Hypothetically, a hundred million years could have transpired in a matter of hours or even shorter periods if the universe were contracted enough to fit on the head of a pin. That means Earth and everything else might not be nearly as old as we think, because the length of all the past years may not be equal to the length of the years that occurred as the universe expanded. That’s an entirely different can of worms, for sure.

I or anyone else could construct, in theory, a model of a fictional universe and invent artificial parameters and physical objects positioned into an area of imaginary defined space. Once those parameters are established, mathematical formulas and equations can be used and applied to validate and determine how physical objects move in that imaginary existence.

I laugh when I listen to scientists explain how math proves the Big Bang Theory is legitimate. In my view, all the math does is validate the movements of physical matter through a theoretical framework, a product of Georges Lemaitre’s imagination.


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FBI Director Kash Patel’s Bizarre Sympathy for “Victims” of Bestiality Highlights the Administration’s Warped Priorities

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FBI Director Kash Patel’s Bizarre Sympathy for “Victims” of Bestiality Highlights the Administration’s Warped Priorities


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Archaeologists Reach Historic Consensus: Dinosaurs Were Dragons, Instantly Petrified by Extreme Heat (Fiction) 🤣

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In an incredibly stunning announcement that is already changing the field of archaeology, an international group of researchers declared yesterday that dinosaurs were not prehistoric reptiles, but dragons that roamed the Earth hundreds of years ago before being instantly petrified by extreme heat.

The new scientific consensus, published in The Journal of Archaeology, is based on an extensive analysis involving hundreds of the world’s top geologists and paleobiologists from many countries. The researchers concluded that so-called “fossils” are actually the result of rapid petrification of dragon remains caused by a sudden cataclysmic event.

Dr. Jim Darwin of the University of Cambridge explained: “Our analysis of bone structure, mineralization patterns, and historical records confirms that these beings were indeed dragons.”

According to the study, a rapid petrification event caused by extreme heat instantly petrified organic material found within fossilized bone cavities. The researchers say this evidence consistently indicates the bones are 200 to 500 years old.

This discovery challenges the long-held narrative of dinosaurs being millions of years old and supports ancient texts that speak of dragons flying through the skies and terrorizing the land,” said Dr. Darwin.

The research team cited corroborating accounts from historical documents in China, the Middle East, and Europe.

Skeptics within the scientific community have already called for caution, but many other scholars acknowledge that the evidence is very compelling and impossible to ignore.

Geologists at Trinity College in Dublin, who were not involved in the study, stated. “If the dates hold firm and the heat-petrification model stands up to further scrutiny, this may turn out to be the most important archaeological discovery in human history.”

The researchers hope their findings will encourage a reevaluation of mythology, history, and the human relationship with these extraordinary creatures.


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Artificial intelligence should be put in a box; it’s one of those technologies that shouldn’t be allowed to run around naked

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John’s Two Cents…

I believe AI is being reintroduced into our civilization set, and that this technology, like all the others, has seen the light of day in our Matrix many times before.

My theory is that a civilization set is the period between cataclysmic resets in our Matrix Simulation, which I believe lasts hundreds and not thousands of years. I believe Earth constantly resets much more frequently than we can imagine and that whoever or whatever is controlling this artificial construct is either behind the resets or aware of their timing.

In my opinion, everything we see taking place in the mainstream news regarding our realm-wide politics- things like the world pandemic, Agenda 2030, Smart Cities, digital currencies, and others- is tied to the timing of an upcoming cataclysmic reset event.

I don’t believe our civilization is many thousands of years old, and I am convinced that all the Old-World Buildings littering our realm were built by technologically advanced human civilizations that predated ours.

I also don’t believe for a second that AI is a product of smart humans building machines that can learn at quantum speeds. I believe that what is being described as such is actually the Akashic Records or the oversoul of our simulated reality construct. I believe what people call AI computer programs are just electronic bridges or conduits that let humanity access the Matrix’s CLOUD through backdoors.

What our controllers are rolling back out into the public domain isn’t new technology. All of these technological creations have been dusted off and slowly reintroduced to our current civilization. I also believe the few who control the many have used these tools our entire lives to create our historical narratives and timelies.

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Breaking News: Scientists in Nevada Announce the Creation of a Non-Invasive Cancer-Curing Device

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Another country signs on the dotted line to join NASA in the pursuit of peacefully exploring where no humans have ever been: outer space


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My Two Cents…

Is there anything that is associated with officialdom that has any truth to it?

Our history is built on outright lies and ridiculous deceptions.

A profession exists on Earth that wants us to believe that nearly invisible microbes that can only be seen with magic glasses can infect and kill us all unless we receive hundreds of synthetic vaccines made by for-profit pharma companies.

We are supposed to believe in a completely fabricated timeline and that our home is an oblate spheroid traveling through the vacuum of space, the result of a debris field from a 13-billion-year-old explosion.

Who would believe such utter nonsense besides gullible humans who have been lied to since the resetting of their current civilization, which most likely occurred within the last several hundred years? 🤣


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Let’s recap once more: How many people did the COVID-19 experimental injections kill?

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How many people have you heard from since the first COVID-19 vaccines were rolled out in 2020 who say they got the shots and had no adverse effects? I’ve heard many people say those words.

In a prior post on this website, Steve Kirsch wrote that he believed that about 1 out of 1,000 COVID-19 vaccine recipients had fatalities, an estimated five million victims. While that’s an astronomical number of casualties, it might be an acceptable number of deaths in the eyes of science. This could be especially true in what was perceived at the time as a global emergency, where billions of lives were at risk from a novel virus. No one on the planet had any resistance to a microbial terrorist whatsoever, remember? What a bunch of crapola!

Here’s what we need to remember regarding the subject of COVID-19 vaccines and resultant deaths and/or irreparable damage done to said recipients: number one: not every shot administered during the so-called experiment was designed to kill its target.

Some of these injections were undoubtedly designed to be kill shots; some were used to sterilize the reproductive systems of men and women; some were administered to upload an operating system in human biology; and I believe the vast majority were placebo or inert materials that didn’t do a damn thing except give the illusion that plenty of folks who took COVID-19 vaccines didn’t die or suffer adverse reactions in the process.

I believe that when people received the COVID-19 vaccines, they were receiving the equivalent of a rub-off instant lottery ticket. Most tickets were losers. But in this game of Russian roulette, the people who got the winning numbers paid the ultimate price with their lives or suffered serious physiological damage.


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A Final Warning from Former Pfizer Vice-President Dr. Michael Yeadon

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This interview with Allergy and Respiratory Expert Dr. Michael Yeadon is a year old and, hence, all the more urgent.

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Dr. Reizer’s Take…

This is a phenomenal interview provided by Dr. Michael Yeadon. I believe he’s 100 percent spot-on about COVID vaccines and vaccines in general. None of these products protect you from any illnesses. They are all designed to cause the proliferation of diseases and other chronic inflammatory physiological disorders that we have seen become more and more prevalent throughout society.

PCR technology allegedly confirms every major disease caused by a contagion, but it can’t diagnose anything. I am not just writing about SARS-CoV-2. I am referring to all childhood diseases that are mass-marketed to society by Big Pharma and Big Medicine. It’s all bullshit designed to scare people into taking vaccines that permanently alter human physiology and cause the intellectual properties that Pharma refers to as different diseases.

Forget PCR as a reliable diagnostic tool. It’s a fraud, and I wrote about all of this in 2020 in my articles on this website and my novella PLANDEMIC!

I believe the colds and flu we get from time to time are the immune system’s way of cleansing toxins from our bodies. The severity of symptoms most likely correlates with how toxic an individual has become over several months or longer. I also believe people who live with others probably cleanse together, and their systems sync up with one another.

Additionally, influenza season is likely a byproduct of the seasonal flu shots people are being jabbed with beginning in late summer.

People, they’re loading the poisons into your bodies, and then you’re getting sick. PCR tests are rigged to confirm what isn’t there.

We’re already seeing influenza and COVID-19 hyped, with confirmed cases rising, according to the mainstream media in the United States.

According to officialdom, influenza begins its assault on society during the colder weather. Well, here in the US, we’ve experienced unprecedented heat so far. So, how does the flu prosper in these incredibly crazy hot temperatures? I would say that the time of year has more to do with the onset of influenza than outside temperatures. The time of year and flu also relate to flu jab administration.


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