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Dr. John Reizer

My wife told me a joke that she recently came across on a social media platform. I thought it was quite funny and very appropriate considering how life in The Matrix is going these days.

Here’s my written version of the humor:

So, this couple is cuddling in bed. The lights are out and only the faintest glow and flicker from an exhausted arrangement of scented candles, at their wick’s end, is visible and casting a shadowy silhouette of the lovers on the bedroom wall.

“Baby, I have a confession to make,” the woman says softly breaking the silence.

Fearing the worst news imaginable, the man turns towards his partner and asks, “Oh my God, what?”

There’s a moment or two that passes before the woman confesses. “Michael, I, I used to be a — Christian.”

The relief in Michael’s mind is expressed through a long-drawn-out exhale followed by some reassuring words. “It’s okay, honey, I don’t have a problem with that.”

As the candles finally run their course and the silhouette on the wall is replaced with total darkness, the woman turns towards the man and says, “I am very happy to hear you say that because I much prefer being a — Christina!”

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On the lighter side

February 6, 2024February 8, 2024Dr. John Reizer8 Comments

I went into the grocery store earlier today with my wife. She immediately heads off in one direction to get fruits and vegetables, and I in another to pick up some bagels and cream cheese.

Somehow, I get preoccupied with trying to make out the fine print ingredients on the cream cheese package (my eyes are not what they used to be) and lose track of where I am walking.

Eventually, I located what I believed were my wife and the grocery cart she was pushing. I walk over and reflexively place my two items in the basket while telling her, “I’ll be right back; I need to grab some deli meats.”

When I look up, a woman stranger stares at me, probably believing I am nuts. After realizing I had made a mistake, I laughed and said, “You’re not my wife!”

The woman smiled and said, “Not tonight.”

I picked up my groceries, apologized for the misunderstanding, and eyed my actual wife, looking at me from across the store, wondering what I was doing.

When I explained the series of events, my wife smiled and said, ” I hope that I never go missing and have to rely on you to give my description to the police.”

Gee, it’s tough getting older! 😂

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Dr. John Reizer is an American author, filmmaker, and retired chiropractor.

John has written several novellas and is the founder and chief editor of the popular alternative news blog, NoFakeNews.net.

Dr. Reizer is a former associate professor of clinical sciences at Sherman College of Chiropractic in Spartanburg, South Carolina.

His most recent works, Answers, The Blue Marble, Plandemic, The Visitors, Aftermath, False Memory, The Homecoming, Frequency, and The Target List, are science fiction thrillers.

John’s novel, The Target List, was released as a feature film under the title Target List in April 2023.

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In Target List, five researchers announce a ground-breaking cure for cancer. It doesn’t take long for them to realize that there’s some, I’m looking at you big pharma, who aren’t particularly happy about this discovery and will do whatever it takes to stop it. Targeted by assassins, two researchers survive their attacks but quickly find themselves on the run and being framed for the crimes against their peers.

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“Donna and Clyde, are the heart of the movie. Their chemistry is palpable, and their banter provides much-needed moments of levity in an otherwise intense movie. The fact that they are framed for the crime they did not commit adds a layer of complexity to their characters, and their journey to clear their names is both thrilling and emotionally resonant.” – IMDb Reviewer

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