Wobble wobble little star, science tells us it can predict weather on exoplanets from afar!

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According to officialdom, “NASA has achieved numerous milestones in space exploration, including the first human moon landing, the launch of the Hubble Space Telescope, and the Space Shuttle program, all while pushing the boundaries of scientific understanding and technological innovation.” — Google AI Overview

Exoplanets

“The reporting of the discovery of exoplanets by NASA and space agencies realm-wide is fast becoming a common occurrence on Internet sites. It is also not unusual to see these reports featured as mainstream media headlines on various platforms.

Exoplanets are celestial bodies or planets outside the parameters of our eight or nine-planet solar system. The idea of additional planets existing outside our solar system was considered pseudo-science for most of our lives. But over the last 20 years, it seems NASA and the space exploration community have convinced the world’s citizenry that they have identified countless exoplanets rich in precious metals and containing atmospheres filled with oxygen capable of possibly sustaining human and animal life.

According to NASA, these new potential homes for humanity are out there for exploration; humans only need to figure out how to get there. The problem is that all the exoplanets are millions of light-years away from Earth. According to NASA and officialdom, getting astronauts to these locations might present modern science with a slight problem.

We want to write at this point that getting astronauts there will present NASA and any other fake space programs with more than a slight problem.

When NASA and other space agencies claim that they have discovered one or more exoplanets in the deep cosmos of space, they aren’t seeing any celestial bodies. Instead, they analyze the flicker of starlight, and based on the star’s flicker, scientists can supposedly tell if one or more exoplanets orbit that star or sun. The science theory in play here states that a star’s flicker has to do with its wobble, and a star’s wobble has to do with how many exoplanets are orbiting a given star or sun.

We respectfully disagree with NASA and believe the only thing wobbling concerning this subject matter is the mainstream science theory alleging it can discover exoplanets by measuring starlight flicker.

We are supposed to believe without questioning the science that because people on Earth have observed and analyzed the flickering light of stars allegedly hundreds of millions of light-years away, NASA and other scientists can determine the complete composition of exoplanetary bodies, their associated atmospheres, weather patterns, and a long list of other details including how far away they are from Earth. Well, perhaps not how far away they are from Earth, at least not from the star’s flicker. The distances that objects are from Earth are calculated from mathematical equations predicated on the Big Bang baloney sandwich served to the gullible public ever since George Henri Joseph Edouard Lemaitre dreamt up the ridiculous theory.”

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Astronomers spot a fantastic macaroni and cheese galaxy 2.6 billion light years away from Earth!

This story is no more ridiculous than the narrative that we went to the Moon in 1969 and maintained a genuine space travel program through 2025.

By Mario Luigi Spaghettio

Special NASA Press Correspondent

Astronomers using the James Webb Telescope believe they have identified a distant galaxy 2.6 billion light-years away from Earth that resembles a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

The galaxy identified as MACANDCH-$7.95 is believed to be in the outer stretches of the carbohydrate nebula star cluster, which borders a high starch black hole and the fourth quadrant of high calories.

Pastabilities of Life in the Galaxy are Exciting!

Photo Credit: James Webb Telescope

NASA scientists have also confirmed the find and believe the new galaxy is rich in exoplanets capable of sustaining intelligent life.

By measuring starlight flicker, scientists at the Food Channel believe the region of deep space under observation is highly saturated with starlight pasta formations that contain cheddar-flavored cheese. Still, Pimento cheese is also possible, and Colby cheese cannot be ruled out right now.

Elon Musk stated that his company would build a new spacecraft with funds recovered from the US Department of Government Efficiency. 

DOGE to fork over funds for new spacecraft

UTENSIL 1 will be ready for launch by 2042

The New spaceship will resemble a giant fork that will be able to spear one of the macaroni pieces and then analyze the truthful composition of the space matter as well as its caloric value. If all goes as planned, Utensil 1 should be ready for launch by 2042 and reach the new galaxy sometime for dinner in 2088.

According to scientists, there remains a slight possibility that MACANDCH-$7.95 might spoil by the time UTENSIL 1 reaches its final destination in 2088.

Be on the lookout for more information about this developing story. Like all space travel narratives, this subject gives us food for thought!


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