(1) Eli Lilly developed Zyprexa and aggressively marketed the drug as an antipsychotic for schizophrenia and bipolar disorders.
(2) Zyprexa directly damages the pancreas and causes diabetes in human beings and tremendous weight gain.
(3) Eli Lilly is a major leader in the management of diabetes and weight loss, offering its drugs Mounjaro and Zepbound as go-to products.
My Two Cents:
Eli Lilly did the scientific research that led to the development of the drug Zyprexa. I find it very hard to believe that the scientists working on this pharmaceutical product didn’t realize early on that their synthetic drug severely attacked the pancreas and caused insulin problems, leading to diabetes and obesity in recipients.
I suppose it’s just a coincidence that Lilly’s drug Zyprexa is the cause of two major diseases for which it is known as a leader in the treatment of. 🤣
But in all seriousness, diabetes and obesity are designer diseases created by Big Pharma and Big Food. The management of these disorders in millions of patients yields astronomical profits in the way of drug sales.
And let’s not forget Statin drugs, which are prescribed like crazy by doctors, and also cause diabetes.
Remember when you see commonly aired drug commercials discussing hypertension, heart disease, diabetes, and obesity risks, that these conditions are all tied together and, in my opinion, are so prevalent among people today because of Big Pharma products that were prescribed, and still are, like candy by MDs.
While Americans keep watching medical drama on television shows that are continually produced by Hollywood to hypnotize people into believing medicine is so glorious and benevolent, Big Pharma, the medical profession’s handler, keeps poisoning us and laughing all the way to the bank!
-Dr. Reizer
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Don’t you think the Vast Intelligence that put us here inside the Matrix might know a little bit more than Big Pharma about how much Vitamin K a newborn’s body should contain at birth? 🤣
As an associate professor of clinical sciences for over twelve years, I always made a point of telling my students that the causes of what are referred to as medical diseases were the treatments and preventive measures of those conditions administered by doctors and other so-called health professionals.
Once a person grasps that concept and fully understands the magnitude of the information, their chances of having a healthy expression, physiologically speaking, are significantly increased.
–Dr. Reizer
It’s time to lift the veil of deception!
If you want to learn what’s truly happening in this place we call Earth, you need to start by turning off your TV and canceling every subscription to mainstream media platforms you have. Until you do that, you will never get a truthful picture ofanything happening here.
The controlling powers have stolen our history and replaced it with a false historical narrative that makes little to no sense whatsoever. The saddest part is that virtually nobody knows what’s happening in our realm today because society’s members have no reliable reference point, historically speaking, to gauge their truthful place in our 3-D holographicconstruct.
Regardless of how emotionally painful it might be for people to deal with what’s happening, it’s time to lift the veil of deception!
-Dr. John Reizer
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In 2019, I wrote The Target List, a short novel about a breakthrough medical technology that could drastically alter the treatment of cancers in the human avatar, transforming modern-day medicine into something previously unheard of. The fictional instrument in my story was called WAND (Wave-Altering-Nanoparticle-Disrupter), which miraculously turned cancerous human tissues into healthy ones in a matter of seconds through advanced quantum physics techniques.
Of course, this wasn’t appreciated by Big Pharma, and the creative team behind WAND was placed on a hit list, or as I called it in the title of the novel, The Target List!
In my story, I described another invention that the main protagonist, Clyde Daniel, invented before creating the WAND. It was a needleless blood testing device that would have eliminated the current method of blood testing in labs worldwide.
I believe both fictional technologies I described in my novel already exist in real life.
Here are a few paragraphs from my novel, written in the summer of 2019:
“The tall, blond-haired physician with prominent-looking cheekbones had declared an all-out war against his medical colleagues and the entire medical profession.
Years earlier, Clyde had made an impressive contribution to his field by inventing a new tool that helped to analyze blood in patients without having to actually draw blood from them.
Initially, the technology had been warmly received by his peers. But the warm reception gradually turned cold once the pharmaceutical companies realized the loss of income they’d incur if Clyde’s idea was embraced by the industry and became commonplace in hospitals worldwide.
There were lots of profits in drawing and testing blood conventionally. Medical equipment and lab testing materials were worth billions of dollars annually, and Big Pharma was not in business to lose money. Clyde’s invention might have been a great way to help patients while preventing the spread of blood-borne pathogens through the practice of traditional blood-capturing techniques, but the big boys running the medical industrial empire didn’t appreciate new technologies that decreased overall revenues.
When the powers that be, for all intents and purposes, buried Clyde’s amazing invention in some filing cabinet in a dark cellar, he got really angry. It wasn’t too long after that that he decided to embark on a project that would forever transform the profession of medicine.”
-The Target List Novel(2019)
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Needleless Blood Glucose Testing
“In Development (Not Yet on Market)” Sure!🤣
I’m laughing at this point because if my memory serves me correctly, weren’t there a helluva lot of mRNA vaccines that were released to the public realm-wide without FDA approval?
Just how long do you suppose needleless blood glucose monitoring technology has been available and hidden to protect conventional lab testing profits? Can you imagine how much money would be lost if and when this technology is released, or should I write re-released? 🤣
Then there’s this…
Do you remember the Elizabeth Holmes story?
In 2003, Elizabeth Holmes founded the now-defunct company, Theranos. Holmes, a former biotechnology entrepreneur, became a multi-billionaire when her company allegedly developed a methodology able to perform a wide range of diagnostic procedures with a single drop of blood.
Was Elizabeth Holmes a scientific fraudster as claimed by the US Courts or a Maverick who got in the way of a seven billion dollar a year blood testing industry?
It’s a good question, wouldn’t you say?
In Theranos, we saw a company and a technology that might have pissed off a lot of Big Pharma corporations.
There is no way, in my opinion, that Holmes’ technology could have gone as far as it did with so many mega investors on board unless it absolutely worked. I believe she was a victim of Big Pharma.
Additionally, how much money do you suppose Uncle Sam collects in annual income taxes from the multi-billion dollar pharmaceutical lab testing industry? Do you really think the government wants to lose that revenue stream?
When this sort of thing happens in novels and movies (Target List) it’s looked upon by the public as entertainment. But when something like Theranos happens in real life, it’s not very entertaining in the eyes of the multinational pharmaceutical corporations that are literally and figuratively out for blood.
If the US government is so damn interested in putting a halt to scientific fraud, it might want to begin by examining the baloney sandwich (PCR technology used to diagnose infectious diseases) that has been served in the medical cafeteria for multiple decades.
PCR technology can not and does not diagnose bacteria and viral diseases in humans and animals. This claim about PCR was made by the technology’s inventor, Dr. Kary Mullis before he mysteriously died of pneumonia a few months before the world plandemic was written into existence and unleashed in 2020.
In COVID-19 we have witnessed the biggest scientific fraud in modern medicine. Every confirmed case of COVID-19 has been predicated on false-positive diagnostic tests that have originated from PCR technology.
How is it possible that the scientific fraud that occurred before, during, and after the pandemic is still allowed to go unchallenged, yet labeled “following the science,” while Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos are taken down and permanently silenced?
I watched the Elizabeth Holmes drama(The Dropout)on Hulu, and it’s been written to portray her as a fraudster. Whether or not Holmes was a criminal or a genuine threat to Big Pharma, I will leave it to your imagination.
I believe Elizabeth Holmes’ biggest mistake was trying to steal money from crooks (Big Pharma), and if there’s one thing you better never do, it’s try to steal money and profits from established Big Time crooks!
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On April 5, 1987, I became a licensed Doctor of Chiropractic in the state of New Jersey and began my first year of a 35-year career in private practice.
It didn’t take me very long at all to realize that the cause of human disease was the treatment of human disease by the medical profession.
According to official statistics, one of the biggest challenges to human health is the interplay between lifestyle and environmental factors.
I have known for the better part of my life that prescription and nonprescription drugs were the biggest things affecting human physiology and dragging it into the toilet.
One of my professors in chiropractic college told me in 1984 that the pharmaceutical industry had a longstanding goal to get as many people as possible diagnosed with mental health issues and on prescriptions for psychotropic drugs. This goal included children.
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If this weren’t the horrible truth, it might be labeled a comedy. Instead, it’s called medical science!
-Dr. Reizer
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I know, I know, I shouldn’t be going to an NFL game, but I did. And the 2nd half of the game, we were getting rained on.
So, I was sitting there watching this game with my wife and started thinking about the 75,000 seats in the stadium.
Next, my mind was suddenly thinking about measles of all things, because that’s what a normal person thinks about while watching a professional football game. 🤣
I keep hearing people discuss how bad the measles outbreak has been this year. So, I looked up the data, and this is what I uncovered:
I took a photo of the stadium before the game and marked in red an area that contained approximately 1,800 stadium seats.
Here’s the same area from a different perspective.
Now, visualize every NFL stadium in the United States with an average seating capacity of over 75,000 seats. The same red box in the photos above represents all the cases of measles in America in 2025.
There are approximately 340 million Americans, and 1,798 cases of measles have been reported this year.
Why are we even hearing this nonsense discussed in the mainstream news?
We are bombarded with news about measles and other infectious diseases because Big Pharma wants to sell and administer its dangerous, toxic vaccines broadly.
What’s my point?
When you see and hear these scare stories about measles and other overhyped diseases being a serious public health problem, realize that you’re being played by the medical mafia. It’s a bullshit story!
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I believe “Big Movie” buys and pays for the vast majority of the hype we are fed about big-budget Hollywood films.
In my opinion, Big Hollywood and Big Movie are similar to Big Medicine and Big Pharma. They have a stranglehold on the entertainment industry just as Big Medicine and Big Pharma have a stranglehold on modern healthcare.
Many influential messages and agendas come from movie productions that cost hundreds of millions of dollars to release, so I believe nothing is left to chance regarding what will be liked or disliked publicly. I think many ratings attached to various big-budget films should be viewed with plenty of skepticism.
Several years ago, when the film Oppenheimer came out attempting to revitalize the gigantic nuclear weapons psyop and lie in the public’s mind that professes nuclear weapons are real and remain a genuine threat to humanity, it was apparent to me from the get-go that this movie was going to be rated highly on IMDb even though the only real bomb in the entire production was the film, not the imaginary weapon of mass destruction that was the subject of the movie.
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Oppenheimer movie IMDb Rating 8.3
Notice that the 8.3 Unweighted Mean matches the movie’s IMDb Rating
My Experience with the Movie Business
The Target List film’s entire budget was under $300K. In my opinion, our microbudget film is a better shot and more cleanly executed movie production than more than a few Hollywood films that make it out there every year.
I’m not writing my opinion about the technical quality of Target List because it’s my story, and I co-wrote the screenplay, or because I want to be braggadocious. I am trying to make a point. I would admit the film’s serious shortcomings if there were any significant problems, but there aren’t many to mention. Is it a perfect motion picture? No! But there aren’t many of those in existence, if there are any at all. The film’s quality, in my view, is excellent, considering the thin resources and time constraints our production was challenged by.
In my opinion, Big Hollywood uses professional influencers and technology to lower the ratings of certain microbudget films. I feel strongly that our movie’s ratings on multiple platforms have been artificially manipulated.
Target List movie IMDb Rating 7.2
Notice that the 8.7 Unweighted Mean doesn’t match the movie’s 7.2 IMDbRating
I have received more than a few harsh comments about our movie on NoFakeNews since its release in April 2023.
Why is this the case?
Target List is a well-done action-adventure film with humor injected into the script. Why would certain people be so incensed over this movie and go out of their way to write me on the website, pointing out that it has terrible acting, substandard writing, and a stupid and unwatchable plot? Are you kidding me? Did these people bother to watch the film? And even if these individuals honestly thought the movie was terrible, why did they go out of their way to personally write me? Are they people in medicine or have pharma-related jobs? Do these posters have so much time on their hands that they can fully watch a bad microbudget film, look up the writer, and send a personal message? It’s truly bizarre.
I think the only reason for the strong hate associated with our movie is its underlying message about big pharma.
Additionally, I don’t believe Big Hollywood and Big Movie will allow a microbudget film to compete with multi-million dollar flicks for moviegoers’ dollars. This is especially true when the microbudget film has an underlying message that speaks negatively about Big Pharma.
Despite all that, Target List performs amazingly well and has received nearly 1,200 IMDb ratings while maintaining a respectable 7.2 score (it’s actually 8.7) on the rating platform. The movie’s rating on many other platforms is a 4 out of 5.
What Journalists Have Said About Target List:
“Target List is a fun ride as the audience watches Alig and Ray get themselves in and out of constant trouble while attempting to stay alive and protect their life-saving healthcare technology for humanity’s benefit.”
— Eyes On Hollywood
“Combining witty commentary with a constant threat to life, scriptwriters Palo and Reizer develop a narrative that is funny and charming while ensuring that none of the thrill and danger is lost in the process.”
— Indie Wrap Magazine
“The writing of the film is definitely what underpins its greatness. The characters Clyde and Donna are extremely well written and the situations they are put in are masterfully created.”
— Olivia Ballington — Indy Reviews
“Target List is a great view for anyone who wants a compelling and suspenseful flick with a message that matters.”
Every time someone clicks on and watches our movie, it raises public awareness about the nefarious actions of Big Pharma and Big Medicine. Please help keep the Target List movie and its crucial underlying message in the forefront of people’s minds by playing and replaying the film repeatedly on your televisions, computers, tablets, and smartphones.
The more people who watch the film, the more likely it is to appear on movie platforms’ front pages.
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FINAL THOUGHTS: In the world of American TV, content is just the spoonful of sugar helping a tidal wave of pharmaceuticals go down.
Discuss with your doctor whether watching TV is right for you.
Can Someone Explain Why?
Can someone please explain to me why any prescription drugs are being marketed to the lay public that has neither the education nor the scientific understanding to decide the benefits of said products regarding their medical conditions?
In my opinion, prescription drugs should only be marketed to licensed medical doctors. Physicians have the educational background to assess the value of a specific drug on a case-by-case basis only after performing a proper medical examination on a patient.
The only reason direct marketing of prescription drugs to the public is even a practice in America is because Big Pharma has lobbied its way into such a position. The pharmaceutical industry is a financial juggernaut with vast amounts of money and power. Their ability to market prescription drugs to you and me and altogether avoid the educated professionals who are licensed to prescribe the pharmacologics is why so many drugs are overprescribed and misused by the American healthcare consumer.
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