A Message from the WHO and CDC: You are getting sleepy! (Satire)

By Dr. John Reizer

Wash your hands and do not touch your face! Wear masks in public. Cough in the bend of your elbow. Self-isolate from other people. Stand six feet apart from others. The virus is stronger than your immune system. You are weak and can catch the virus. Your eyes are getting heavy. You are falling asleep. Stay home and be afraid of the virus. Vaccines are good for you!

Wash your hands and do not touch your face! Wear masks in public. Cough in the bend of your elbow. Self-isolate from other people. Stand six feet apart from others. The virus is stronger than your immune system. You are weak and can catch the virus. Your eyes are getting heavy. You are falling asleep. Stay home and be afraid of the virus. Vaccines are good for you!

Wash your hands and do not touch your face! Wear masks in public. Cough in the bend of your elbow. Self-isolate from other people. Stand six feet apart from others. The virus is stronger than your immune system. You are weak and can catch the virus. Your eyes are getting heavy. You are falling asleep. Stay home and be afraid of the virus. Vaccines are good for you!

Wash your hands and do not touch your face! Wear masks in public. Cough in the bend of your elbow. Self-isolate from other people. Stand six feet apart from others. The virus is stronger than your immune system. You are weak and can catch the virus. Your eyes are getting heavy. You are falling asleep. Stay home and be afraid of the virus. Vaccines are good for you!

Wash your hands and do not touch your face! Wear masks in public. Cough in the bend of your elbow. Self-isolate from other people. Stand six feet apart from others. The virus is stronger than your immune system. You are weak and can catch the virus. Your eyes are getting heavy. You are falling asleep. Stay home and be afraid of the virus. Vaccines are good for you!

Wash your hands and do not touch your face! Wear masks in public. Cough in the bend of your elbow. Self-isolate from other people. Stand six feet apart from others. The virus is stronger than your immune system. You are weak and can catch the virus. Your eyes are getting heavy. You are falling asleep. Stay home and be afraid of the virus. Vaccines are good for you!

Wash your hands and do not touch your face! Wear masks in public. Cough in the bend of your elbow. Self-isolate from other people. Stand six feet apart from others. The virus is stronger than your immune system. You are weak and can catch the virus. Your eyes are getting heavy. You are falling asleep. Stay home and be afraid of the virus. Vaccines are good for you!

Wash your hands and do not touch your face! Wear masks in public. Cough in the bend of your elbow. Self-isolate from other people. Stand six feet apart from others. The virus is stronger than your immune system. You are weak and can catch the virus. Your eyes are getting heavy. You are falling asleep. Stay home and be afraid of the virus. Vaccines are good for you!

This has been a message from the WHO and CDC.

One thought on “A Message from the WHO and CDC: You are getting sleepy! (Satire)

  1. Big brother is watching you April 22, 2020 / 12:52 am

    Big Brother is going to do whatever it wants no matter what the people think about it.
    Because of this from now on whatever the mainstream media/politicians say is correct, I will basically DO the opposite of what they want us to do,

    They [msm/big brother]] command “social distance” to keep us under their control
    I [and we the people] will gather in large groups to protest their tyranny They say “global governance” I will work to “decentralize” They order “cashless society digital currency”
    I will “invest in gold and silver hard currency” and so on.

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