This story is no more ridiculous than the narrative that we went to the Moon in 1969 and maintained a genuine space travel program through 2025.
By Mario Luigi Spaghettio
Special NASA Press Correspondent
Astronomers using the James Webb Telescope believe they have identified a distant galaxy 2.6 billion light-years away from Earth that resembles a bowl of macaroni and cheese.
The galaxy identified as MACANDCH-$7.95 is believed to be in the outer stretches of the carbohydrate nebula star cluster, which borders a high starch black hole and the fourth quadrant of high calories.
Pastabilities of Life in the Galaxy are Exciting!
Photo Credit: James Webb Telescope
NASA scientists have also confirmed the find and believe the new galaxy is rich in exoplanets capable of sustaining intelligent life.
By measuring starlight flicker, scientists at the Food Channel believe the region of deep space under observation is highly saturated with starlight pasta formations that contain cheddar-flavored cheese. Still, Pimento cheese is also possible, and Colby cheese cannot be ruled out right now.
Elon Musk stated that his company would build a new spacecraft with funds recovered from the US Department of Government Efficiency.
DOGE to fork over funds for new spacecraft
UTENSIL 1 will be ready for launch by 2042
The New spaceship will resemble a giant fork that will be able to spear one of the macaroni pieces and then analyze the truthful composition of the space matter as well as its caloric value. If all goes as planned, Utensil 1 should be ready for launch by 2042 and reach the new galaxy sometime for dinner in 2088.
According to scientists, there remains a slight possibility that MACANDCH-$7.95 might spoil by the time UTENSIL 1 reaches its final destination in 2088.
Be on the lookout for more information about this developing story. Like all space travel narratives, this subject gives us food for thought!
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The DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) is listed as a temporary government agency in the United States under the guidance of Elon Musk.
Musk is the same guy partnering with NASA and other fake space companies to siphon American Taxpayers’ monies to finance a space program that has never existed.
Elon Musk is trying to convince everyone that we’re going to Mars and, in the same breath, wants us to believe that retirement applications are being processed in an Old-World Cave system using manual punch cards.
According to the US government, they have been trying to modernize the manual processing of retirement applications since the 1980s, but the chore is too complex for them to solve.
Our government cannot figure out how to transition from manual processing of retirement applications to an efficient computerized system, yet we’re supposed to believe these are the same geniuses behind creating sophisticated space travel accomplishments. 🤣
If Musk was indeed in the legitimate business of designing and engineering spacecraft that could visit other celestial bodies in outer space and not a frontman put in a position to create a plausible explanation for reintroduced Old-World Technology, he would know that space travel as described in our official narratives is, in fact, impossible.
NASA helps itself to 75 million dollars a day from US Taxpayers and has never had a genuinely successful mission beyond what is referred to as low Earth orbit. What a joke all of this nonsense is on US citizens and the rest of the realm’s citizenry.
Some of the alleged most successful space travel accomplishments have been reported recently as AI and CGI technologies are being reintroduced into our realm.
The idea that our space agencies are in constant communication with uncrewed spacecraft capable of receiving radio signals from Earth while traveling in deep space locations is preposterous, to say the least. But who will be able to prove or disprove these absurd claims? Nobody! It’s all nonsense, in my opinion.
If you want to truly get rid of wasteful and nonexistent government programs, Elon, perhaps start by eliminating the “space farce” and the decades-old nuclear weapons psyop (hoax) that most people today are still falling for and believe is a genuine threat to humanity. The gullibility of the public should never be underestimated.
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I believe all the space programs realm-wide are faking Space Travel and have been doing so from day one.
One of the things we have seen over the past several years is NASA partnering with independent aerospace companies to perform space missions.
I believe this was a strategic move to protect the planned fakery and future psyops. NASA plans to launch Artemis, a crewed mission to the Moon. They claimed to have sent Artemis to the Moon with an uncrewed payload in 2022. I don’t believe that mission ever happened or that any of the other claimed space travel accomplishments have occurred as portrayed by the mainstream media companies. I believe all of these missions were faked using CGI and other theatrics. Computer-generated images’ sophisticated and high-level capabilities make it difficult to discern reality from fantasy.
Why the partnerships?
If NASA has figured out how to get beyond Low Earth Orbits, that information would have to be made available to American taxpayers who fund the space agency. If NASA partners with private companies, proprietary technology secrets can be kept out of the public domain.
I also believe this is why NASA claims to have lost all its files and knowledge to get back to the Moon until recently. I think there are private companies involved with the Artemis program so that deep space travel secrets (which don’t exist) can be kept private under the pretense that the technology was brought to fruition by private companies who don’t want to share their property with others.
The key thing to remember concerning Artemis and a “return trip” to the Moon by humans is that it will never happen! It’s an impossible mission because there’s no way to leave our realm through the pathway of space as has been described disingenuously by the scientific community all our lives.
The photographic content produced by the uncrewed Artemis mission in 2022 contained Photoshopped images, according to several amateur forensic photography analysts. In my opinion, they’re faking everything, folks!
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When you wish upon a star, you get terrific science fiction productions that are the creations of NASA’s Imagineers.
NASA has been a partner with the largest entertainment company in the world for many decades.
“Concerning early childhood programming, what would you consider the most common additions to a young boy’s bedroom? Walls and toyboxes loaded with space and dinosaur props are at the top of our list. From a young age, we are programmed to view our place as a spinning ball of dust in vast emptiness, a speck once inhabited by terrible giant lizards. The giant lizards reinforce the vast emptiness of time (in billions of years) and mankind’s insignificance along that timeline. We develop an early delusion that implies we are small and insignificant and that nothing we ever do will matter in the grand scheme.”
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Disney and NASA have been behind some of the biggest campaigns in modern history designed to influence the masses’ beliefs about exploration sciences.
Disney has a rich history of producing dinosaur and space content in its movies and famous theme park attractions.
It’s all fake; none of it’s real!
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I will tell you what I believe this means for the future of interplanetary exploration — absolutely nothing!
No space exploration is occurring now, and no space exploration has occurred in the past. Zero, nil, and naught are the synonyms associated with the word nothing that comes to my mind when I think of NASA’s truthful space travel accomplishments since its inception as an American Space Agency.
The truth is embedded in the title and meat of the ridiculous story above that these clowns keep pushing onto American citizens to convince us that actual space travel missions are taking place.
The supplier and purveyor of disinformation connected to this story (NASA) is telling readers that what is being reported is “Straight out of Science Fiction,” Boy, they aren’t kidding.
The asteroid Psyche and the spacecraft Psyche; are they serious?
We have been hoodwinked by space agencies realm-wide for decades and there are still gullible people who believe that something amazing is happening regarding space missions.
I believe NASA has gotten smarter when running these psyops by privatizing space missions so that nonexistent proprietary space travel secrets cannot be demanded by the public for future inspection.
Why do you think NASA claimed to have lost the technology to return to the Moon? I believe the reason was to prevent a public outcry for the release of the claimed Apollo technology that was funded by US Taxpayers. If the technology was lost and no longer exists, people wouldn’t have access to the information that I believe never existed in the first place.
The new technology, with everyone and their uncle allegedly leaving low-Earth Orbits to fly in deep space, is most likely rooted in private corporations with proprietary licenses over these technologies. In other words, everything must remain a secret because it’s not publicly funded through taxpayer money. Yet NASA is still charging US Taxpayers over 70 million dollars each day.
In my opinion, all of these NASA stories about space missions are nothing more than science fiction scripts, just as the article’s title reads. It’s a psyche job, for sure!
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On July 20th, 1969, Apollo 11 landed its lunar module on the surface of Earth’s Moon.
From that point forward, historical records of this and other Moon landings would be challenged by conspiracy theorists, many of whom most Americans thought were delusional and crazy people, at least initially.
Photo Credit: CBS News
As time marched forward, more and more of these so-called crazy people began to question the veracity of the American Space Agency’s claim to have landed the first humans on Earth’s only satellite.
As the decades passed, the space program’s otherworldly missions and ambitions were dialed back due to a reported lack of public interest and government funding.
The officialdom coming out of the American government at the time, or what they wanted people to believe, was that the nation accomplished what it wanted to on the Moon; there were more important things to take care of on Earth.
Over fifty years have passed since the last lunar landing featuring astronauts walking on the Moon. According to NASA, someone accidentally destroyed all the blueprints and descriptive technology to fly humans there and back home again safely.
When NASA aired these public relations comments, the conspiracy theorists came out of the woodwork, and rightly so, I might add.
Through the years, the excuses or reasons given why NASA missions after Apollo never included crewed payloads outside the parameters of Low Earth Orbits switched from a ‘lack of interest to do such things’ to ‘an incompetent employee accidentally destroyed the most valuable aerospace technology information to have ever existed.’
Does anyone else smell Bullshit?
As more and more time passed, it became more and more evident to anyone capable of critically thinking that Apollo had severe cracks in its official narrative. These astroNOTS, in my opinion, didn’t go to the Moon or beyond the parameters of LEOs. I seriously doubt that they went anywhere at all!
Serious Problems with the Narrative
For one, the amazing photographic catalog created by two astronauts on the Moon wearing pressurized space suits and gloves should be a big red flag waving in the public’s face.
Armstrong’s perfect lunar photos taken in a hostile alien environment that made picture-taking extremely challenging is a remarkable accomplishment.
Buzz Aldrin on the Moon– 1969
Additionally, the Hasselblad cameras used on the mission had no significant modifications built into them for taking photos in an environment with a temperature swing of several hundred degrees when the astronauts moved in and out of sunlight on the lunar surface. Can you imagine what that did to the film magazines? We’ve not even considered how cosmic radiation on the Moon would impact the film’s ability to capture any imagery.
Armstrong took 123 photos while on the Moon. The total time the two crew members stayed on the landing site was 21 hours and 36 minutes. But consider this, the two crew members spent right around two hours or less with their boots on the ground. The other time was allegedly spent sleeping in the lunar module and setting up experiments for when they went outside the craft.
For Armstrong, the principal photographer of the mission to snap 123 photos, he would have had to have taken a photograph while wearing pressurized gloves at a pace of one photo every 57-60 seconds the entire time he was outside the lunar module.
Armstrong was reportedly busy overseeing many lunar experiments while he was supposed to be taking a challenging photograph each minute while on the lunar surface. It would have been physically impossible for Armstrong to take that many high-quality photos because he was wearing his pressurized space suit and gloves, and he didn’t have enough time to take the pictures, given the time he spent with his boots on the ground.
Forensic photography experts have also analyzed the different Apollo mission photos, and many of these analysts have reached a consensus that the images were studio productions made on Earth.
It looks like a movie set because it is!
Photo Credit: NASA – Astronaut John Young
Since Apollo, NASA has spent more time publicly defending their alleged Moon landings than traveling to other celestial foreign bodies. It’s become so bad for the American Space Agency that they have made it appear that private space companies are driving space exploration now so that they don’t have to reveal proprietary corporate secrets that NASA might have to otherwise disclose publicly through taxpayer-funded missions. In my opinion, it’s easier in today’s day and age to hide the fakery through the privatization of space travel.
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I thought the two videos below illustrate how ridiculous the space travel narratives we have been presented are when we scrutinize things.
First, a 1966 simulation aired on CBS television simultaneously with the alleged real mission in low Earth orbit. The clip is hilarious.
A 1966 Simulation of a Fake Space Mission
The same company that supposedly made the actual spacecraft in orbit at the time of the simulation telecast built the model shown on television. The model door of the capsule nearly broke off the model space capsule. In an official-sounding voice, the television personality immediately confirms to the national office that the door glitch only happened in the studio and the astronauts in real space were fine.
Can you imagine that tin can of a spacecraft in outer space in the alleged vacuum of space? It would be crushed like a paper cup. Think about what happened to the submersible that went to visit the Titanic. It burst like a balloon under extreme pressure.
What vehicle do you believe was built stronger, the submersible of today or the 1966 tin can (Gemini) that had to withstand more substantial pressures in space than those in the ocean?
It’s so ridiculous when you look at this nonsense decades later and see what was being handed down and presented to Americans as the truth.
In the second video below, mainstream news reporters are discussing an obvious fake space walk by Space X. There are no stars in the background, but they were sure to get a fisheye lens shot of the globe Earth.
A 2024 Simulation Broadcast as the real thing!
The 1966 simulation, reported as such, looks more realistic than the 2024 alleged spacewalk mission.
I especially love it when the news reporter says that the Space X walk is no big deal because Americans went to the Moon decades ago. Are you sure about that, Mr. Newsman?
At least in the 1960s, when the mainstream news was broadcasting a space mission simulation, they let people know it was one. Nowadays, they’re still telecasting simulations and referring to them as genuine accomplishments. 😂
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In my opinion, NASA has offered the American people so much fakery since its inception that it is difficult to list all the nonsense.
I believe everything, from the moon landing photos taken by Apollo astronauts to the alleged photography of distant galaxies taken by the Hubble and James Webb telescopes, is predicated on fraud and deception.
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More NASA CGI Photography
According to NASA, the person who took the famous Blue Marble photo is unknown. Are you kidding me?
Let’s review, there were three Apollo astronauts onboard Apollo 17, and nobody remembered who took the only full picture of Earth ever recorded.
The Blue Marble Photograph
It’s interesting to note that it wasn’t until the final Apollo mission that someone suggested that one of the astronauts should photograph the Earth.
Additionally, guess what is not visible in the famous photo? Stars! Aren’t there lots of stars in space? There are no stars visible in any Apollo photos.
They forgot to paint in the stars!
Here are some tidbits of information about the famous photo:
“The Blue Marble is an image of Earth taken on December 7, 1972, from a distance of about 29,000 kilometers (18,000 miles) from the planet’s surface.[1][2][3] Taken by the crew of the Apollo 17 spacecraft on its way to the Moon, it is one of the most reproduced images in history.”[4][5][a] — Wikipedia
“NASA has also applied the name to a 2012 series of images which cover the entire globe at relatively high resolution. These were created by looking through satellite pictures taken over time in order to find as many cloudless photographs as possible to use in the final images.” — Wikipedia
None of the astronauts wanted to be credited with taking the most famous photograph ever because I believe it was a CGI fake.
But here is the kicker that tells you NASA is full of, you know what! According to an article in The Atlantic Magazine, you cannot see the globe shape of Earth unless you are 20,000 miles away in outer space.
“It was the first photograph taken of the whole round Earth and the only one ever snapped by a human being. You can’t see the Earth as a globe unless you get at least twenty thousand miles away from it, and only 24 humans ever went that far into outer space.” — The Atlantic Magazine (2011)
According to officialdom, only 24 humans ever went far enough in space to see the globe shape of Earth, and they were all Masons!
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“The odds of getting a film produced and distributed in today’s realm are slim to none.
Getting TL onto major platforms was another miracle in the making. The fact the movie has an underlying message that is pretty much censored on any social media platforms and by nearly all the search engines that index Internet files and related content decreases the odds of successful production and distribution I wrote about above even more.
Yet despite all the impossible odds that scream, there’s no way this movie will get done, a team of determined creators made TL a reality, and now it’s on the homepage of one of the largest movie platforms in the world.
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John Reizer, the creator of NoFakeNews, is a retired chiropractor and author who has written several novellas.
John is a former associate professor of clinical sciences at Sherman College of Chiropractic in Spartanburg, South Carolina.
His most recent nonfiction work, The Matrix Reloaded Yet Again, will be released in November 2024. His most recent works of fiction are Answers, The Blue Marble, Plandemic, The Visitors, Aftermath, False Memory, The Homecoming, Frequency, and The Target List.
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“Target List is a highly enjoyable action-thriller that packs a punch with its well-crafted action sequences, strong performances, and engaging storyline.”
As of May 2024, Tubi has over 80 million active subscribers!
“The odds of getting a film produced and distributed in today’s realm are slim to none.
Getting TL onto major platforms was another miracle in the making. The fact the movie has an underlying message that is pretty much censored on any social media platforms and by nearly all the search engines that index Internet files and related content decreases the odds of successful production and distribution I wrote about above even more.
Yet despite all the impossible odds that scream, there’s no way this movie will get done, a team of determined creators made TL a reality, and now it’s on the homepage of one of the largest movie platforms in the world.
And while I’m sure the controlling powers will try to knock it down and block any of TL’s notoriety, we have the screenshots and viewership numbers that prove people love this film and its vitally important message to all healthcare consumers.”
– Dr. Reizer
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Click the Images Above to Watch TargetList
John Reizer, the creator of NoFakeNews, is a retired chiropractor and author who has written several novellas.
John is a former associate professor of clinical sciences at Sherman College of Chiropractic in Spartanburg, South Carolina.
His most recent nonfiction work, The Matrix Reloaded Yet Again, will be released in November 2024. His most recent works of fiction are Answers, The Blue Marble, Plandemic, The Visitors, Aftermath, False Memory, The Homecoming, Frequency, and The Target List.
John’s novel, The Target List, was released as a feature film under the title Target List in 2023 by Mad Wife Productions.
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“Target List is a highly enjoyable action-thriller that packs a punch with its well-crafted action sequences, strong performances, and engaging storyline.”
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