“Cooties is a fictitious childhood disease, commonly represented as childlore. It is used in the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and the Philippines as a rejection term and an infection tag game (such as Humans vs. Zombies). It is similar to the British ‘dreaded lurgi‘, and to terms used in the Nordic countries, in Italy, India and Iraq. A child is said to “catch” cooties through close contact with an “infected” person or from an opposite-sex child of a similar age.” (Wikipedia)
“COVID is a fictitious infectious disease commonly represented as a real disease that has killed hundreds of millions of people worldwide.
A person is said to catch COVID by coming within close contact (six feet) of an ‘infected’ person.
It is interesting to note that neither Cooties nor COVID has ever been isolated through the rigors of scientific research.
Additionally, neither fictitious disease can be diagnosed in humans with a PCR test. Neither disease can be prevented through the administration of an mRNA antiviral vaccine.” (Reizerpedia)
And now we know why there were toilet paper shortages. 🤣
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