By Dr. John Reizer
The Logline:
An evil empire hijacks Earth’s medical profession and proceeds to scare Earthlings into taking toxic drugs in order to unnecessarily protect themselves from normally existing bacteria and viruses.
The Plot:
A long time ago, there was a galaxy far, far away called the Milky Way. And in this distant galaxy, an evil empire known as the pharmaceutical industrial complex hatched a diabolical plan to hijack the medical profession and scare the people of planet Earth. The evil empire set out to cleverly convince Earthlings that small microbes (viruses and bacteria) were trying to continually destroy their bodies.
It was a cunning plan. The evil empire’s army successfully infiltrated the planet’s medical profession. In a short period, they cleverly took control of the world’s medical regulatory agencies and their research scientists. The evil empire forced the researchers to write scientific papers that supported the diabolical plan. They told the scientists that if they didn’t support the evil agenda, they’d all lose their jobs and be out of work. They informed the scientists that their families would go hungry without work and so the researchers agreed to cooperate.
Before too long, Earthlings believed the only way to stay healthy was to continually take toxic drugs manufactured by the evil empire. Earthlings incorrectly thought that the small microbes they were obsessively fighting were more durable than their bodies and that they had absolutely no natural defenses against the tiny invaders.
The evil planners also captured the planet’s television networks and continuously marketed their toxic products to Earthlings around the clock. It was a relentless assault on the human psyche. Soon, the people delivering the news were forced to report on only stories that supported the evil empire’s diabolical plan.
Every day, there were new story updates about how more microbes were causing deadly diseases and that additional toxic drugs and vaccines were needed to fight off this never-ending war against bacterial and viral microbes.
It was a scary time, and Earthlings believed that scientists needed to wear special hazmat suits in laboratories when they were studying the tiny microbes. Everybody on Earth was told they had to keep washing their hands and needed to wear white masks to prevent the small germs from getting inside their mouths and noses. It was nearly impossible to get away from the tiny invaders.
A few scientists didn’t go along with the evil empire’s plan. They stood tall against the powers that be and tried to explain to those who would listen that viruses and bacteria weren’t stronger than people. The few scientists told people they didn’t have to take toxic drugs to stay healthy. They explained that by eating nutritious food and staying away from drugs and vaccines, health could be achieved naturally. The few scientists explained that it didn’t matter how many bacteria and viruses were in the atmosphere, people wouldn’t get sick if they kept their bodies healthy.
The few scientists telling the truth walked around without masks, and without continually washing their hands. They didn’t get sick, and they weren’t afraid of germs because they understood that bacteria and viruses normally coexisted with people all the time. They also knew that only frail (immunosuppressed) people were at risk of germs. The few scientists knew that antiviral drugs, antibiotics, and preventive vaccines made people even weaker and more at risk from the tiny invaders.
Unfortunately, the Evil Empire heard about the few scientists speaking the truth. They implemented a strategic plan to stop their collective voice. They had the news companies write and broadcast stories about the few scientists. They referred to these individuals as conspiracy theorists. People were told through the news that all who disagreed with putting on masks and taking drugs to stay healthy were to be called conspiracy theorists and not to be trusted.
Very soon, the evil empire’s plan to neutralize a small voice that had been speaking common sense worked. As time progressed, people became so sick from taking drugs that the Earthlings could no longer adapt to their environment. The tiniest microscopic invaders eventually destroyed all humans because people lost their natural abilities to coexist with regularly occurring microscopic life.
The end!
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