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I went into the grocery store earlier today with my wife. She immediately heads off in one direction to get fruits and vegetables, and I in another to pick up some bagels and cream cheese.

Somehow, I get preoccupied with trying to make out the fine print ingredients on the cream cheese package (my eyes are not what they used to be) and lose track of where I am walking.

Eventually, I located what I believed were my wife and the grocery cart she was pushing. I walk over and reflexively place my two items in the basket while telling her, “I’ll be right back; I need to grab some deli meats.”

When I look up, a woman stranger stares at me, probably believing I am nuts. After realizing I had made a mistake, I laughed and said, “You’re not my wife!”

The woman smiled and said, “Not tonight.”

I picked up my groceries, apologized for the misunderstanding, and eyed my actual wife, looking at me from across the store, wondering what I was doing.

When I explained the series of events, my wife smiled and said, ” I hope that I never go missing and have to rely on you to give my description to the police.”

Gee, it’s tough getting older! 😂

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Dr. John Reizer is an American author, filmmaker, and retired chiropractor.

John has written several novellas and is the founder and chief editor of the popular alternative news blog, NoFakeNews.net.

Dr. Reizer is a former associate professor of clinical sciences at Sherman College of Chiropractic in Spartanburg, South Carolina.

His most recent works, Answers, The Blue Marble, Plandemic, The Visitors, Aftermath, False Memory, The Homecoming, Frequency, and The Target List, are science fiction thrillers.

John’s novel, The Target List, was released as a feature film under the title Target List in April 2023.

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