Remember, Big Pharma’s Not Your Friend!

Eli Lilly

(1) Eli Lilly developed Zyprexa and aggressively marketed the drug as an antipsychotic for schizophrenia and bipolar disorders.

(2) Zyprexa directly damages the pancreas and causes diabetes in human beings and tremendous weight gain.

(3) Eli Lilly is a major leader in the management of diabetes and weight loss, offering its drugs Mounjaro and Zepbound as go-to products.

My Two Cents:

I suppose it’s just a coincidence that Lilly’s drug Zyprexa is the cause of two major diseases for which it is known as a leader in the treatment of. 

While Americans keep watching medical dramas on television shows that are continually produced by Hollywood to hypnotize people into believing medicine is so glorious and benevolent, Big Pharma, the medical profession’s handler, keeps poisoning us and laughing all the way to the bank!

-Dr. Reizer


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It’s time to lift the veil of deception!

If you want to learn what’s truly happening in this place we call Earth, you need to start by turning off your TV and canceling every subscription to mainstream media platforms you have. Until you do that, you will never get a truthful picture of anything happening here.

The controlling powers have stolen our history and replaced it with a false historical narrative that makes little to no sense whatsoever. The saddest part is that virtually nobody knows what’s happening in our realm today because society’s members have no reliable reference point, historically speaking, to gauge their truthful place in our 3-D holographic construct.

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The Missing Novella by John Reizer

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When a young private investigator named Jessica Harris meets Billy Hayes, a groundskeeper at Evergreen Cemetery who has witnessed mysterious happenings on the property, the two team up and discover a hidden operation; they soon become entangled in a web of lies and danger. Will they expose the truth, or become just another pair of missing souls claimed by a diabolical biomedical corporation’s vision for the future?

Official Book Trailer

The Missing is a chilling tale of power, technology, and the price of immortality. Secrets lurk in the shadows, and no one is truly safe. Not even the dead!

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John Reizer has been writing content on NoFakeNews since 2012, focusing on the many machinations being committed in our realm by our hidden controllers. He aims to provide readers with a more accurate understanding of humanity’s past, present, and future, as well as clarify our true purpose for experiencing life within the parameters of an artificially constructed Matrix.

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Could it work in real life?

Dr. John Reizer

What if I told you there might be a way to eradicate all animal and human diseases in a matter of minutes? What if a technology existed that could eliminate illnesses of any type in people without introducing chemical products, radiation, or surgical incisions?

How amazing would that be?

I am writing about a technology that could heal any diseased body tissues by breaking down the biological cancerous cells of animals and humans into something smaller than nanoparticles.

I am talking about a technology that could break up or disrupt even the solidity of nanoparticles, even passing the point of a quantum dot, which is a subatomic particle. Most people would say it’s not possible to accomplish such a feat. I think it’s not only possible to achieve this goal; the technology will be invented in the foreseeable future.

I am talking about something that science can’t even presently acknowledge. Something that is between tangible and nonexistent. Something that fluctuates between physical existence and is absent from our spectrum of reality. For the lack of a better way to describe it, we’ll call it a frequency signature – the template for physical matter before it’s transformed into something solid!

Reducing compromised human and animal cells that have lost their abilities to maintain contact inhibition into frequency signatures for a brief period would reset the template for a physical piece of matter so that when the subatomic particles reappear and further reassemble into physical cells and tissues, they would also return to a state of normalcy from a physiological perspective. They would maintain contact inhibition and not act like compromised cells.

Who wouldn’t want such amazing technology in the world?

Big Pharma!

Oh, they would hate such a technology, for sure! My educated guess is they would be so frightened of such a thing that they would try to hide it from society.

I created such a technology and instrument that I have described for the movie Target List. Of course, my device called WAND (Wave-Altering- Nanoparticle-Disrupter) is made from the stuff of science fiction. But I do think it could work on many or all dysfunctional expressions of human and animal physiology.

From the Movie Target List

Justin Ray (Dr. Clyde Daniel) works on the WAND

People always like to point out, incorrectly, I might add, that there could never be a single cure for cancer because the word is an umbrella for a myriad of diseases.

The different cancers are not diseases; they’re various expressions of physiology gone wrong. The medical profession has named these dysfunctional physiological expressions diseases (intellectual properties) that they profit from managing indefinitely.

The WAND, as it does in the fictional movie, could work in real life, in my opinion, and it could do so on any dysfunctional expressions of physiology or named intellectual properties.

And yes, I believe they would send assassins to kill off the creative team members who try to bring such a technology to fruition. Medicine at the highest level is more about making money and keeping people sick indefinitely than anything else!


An Update On Our Movie

It’s been nearly two years since we first pre-released Target List on Christmas Day in 2023 on NoFakeNews. A lot has happened since then, with our film being released on major streaming platforms in April 2023. Presently, the film is available on several major movie channels, and its audience has grown considerably, with viewer numbers in the millions.

Here we are, two years later, and I’m still promoting this film on the NoFakeNews platform daily, even though I no longer have to, as the movie seems to have the ability to promote itself these days, continuing to grow organically.

As we approach the holiday season, I encourage those who have not yet watched the film to do so and share it with others, as it carries a vitally crucial underlying message for all members of society.

Thanks so much for watching Target List and for continuing to help spread the word about the film.

–John


It’s time to lift the veil of deception!

If you want to learn what’s truly happening in this place we call Earth, you need to start by turning off your TV and canceling every subscription to mainstream media platforms you have. Until you do that, you will never get a truthful picture of anything happening here.

The controlling powers have stolen our history and replaced it with a false historical narrative that makes little to no sense whatsoever. The saddest part is that virtually nobody knows what’s happening in our realm today because society’s members have no reliable reference point, historically speaking, to gauge their truthful place in our 3-D holographic construct.

ORDER NOW!

Regardless of how emotionally painful it might be for people to deal with what’s happening, it’s time to lift the veil of deception!

-Dr. John Reizer


Target List: Recommended on Tubi TV

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The Missing Novella by John Reizer

Click on the image below to order The Missing

When a young private investigator named Jessica Harris meets Billy Hayes, a groundskeeper at Evergreen Cemetery who has witnessed mysterious happenings on the property, the two team up and discover a hidden operation; they soon become entangled in a web of lies and danger. Will they expose the truth, or become just another pair of missing souls claimed by a diabolical biomedical corporation’s vision for the future?

Official Book Trailer

The Missing is a chilling tale of power, technology, and the price of immortality. Secrets lurk in the shadows, and no one is truly safe. Not even the dead!

A Goodreads Reviewer…


Old-World Exploration YouTube Channel

Replay of Show

LEARN MORE HERE!


Watch Target List Now!

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About Dr. John Reizer

John Reizer has been writing content on NoFakeNews since 2012, focusing on the many machinations being committed in our realm by our hidden controllers. He aims to provide readers with a more accurate understanding of humanity’s past, present, and future, as well as clarify our true purpose for experiencing life within the parameters of an artificially constructed Matrix.

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The treatments for diseases are the causes of diseases!

How Big Pharma Harms Ya!

(1) Eli Lilly developed Zyprexa and aggressively marketed the drug as an antipsychotic for schizophrenia and bipolar disorders.

(2) Zyprexa directly damages the pancreas and causes diabetes in human beings and tremendous weight gain.

(3) Eli Lilly is a major leader in the management of diabetes and weight loss, offering its drugs Mounjaro and Zepbound as go-to products.

My Two Cents:

Eli Lilly did the scientific research that led to the development of the drug Zyprexa. I find it very hard to believe that the scientists working on this pharmaceutical product didn’t realize early on that their synthetic drug severely attacked the pancreas and caused insulin problems, leading to diabetes and obesity in recipients.

I suppose it’s just a coincidence that Lilly’s drug Zyprexa is the cause of two major diseases for which it is known as a leader in the treatment of. 🤣

But in all seriousness, diabetes and obesity are designer diseases created by Big Pharma and Big Food. The management of these disorders in millions of patients yields astronomical profits in the way of drug sales.

And let’s not forget Statin drugs, which are prescribed like crazy by doctors, and also cause diabetes.

Remember when you see commonly aired drug commercials discussing hypertension, heart disease, diabetes, and obesity risks, that these conditions are all tied together and, in my opinion, are so prevalent among people today because of Big Pharma products that were prescribed, and still are, like candy by MDs.

While Americans keep watching medical drama on television shows that are continually produced by Hollywood to hypnotize people into believing medicine is so glorious and benevolent, Big Pharma, the medical profession’s handler, keeps poisoning us and laughing all the way to the bank!

-Dr. Reizer


The Matrix Reloaded Yet Again

What if everything we have been taught about history is wrong? What if something beyond the parameters of human comprehension intentionally obfuscates our collective perception of reality?

Our book is written for the red pillers — those folks already awake. The Matrix Reloaded Yet Again is an essential starting point for readers who can do more extensive boots-on-the-ground research after reading our work.

— Chris Kelly, Melissa Reizer & John Reizer

ORDER NOW from these ebook sellers or

Buy directly  from Amazon or

Barnes & Noble


Target List: Recommended on Tubi TV

Click on the posters to watch Target List for free!


The Missing Novella by John Reizer

Click on the image below to order The Missing

When a young private investigator named Jessica Harris meets Billy Hayes, a groundskeeper at Evergreen Cemetery who has witnessed mysterious happenings on the property, the two team up and discover a hidden operation; they soon become entangled in a web of lies and danger. Will they expose the truth, or become just another pair of missing souls claimed by a diabolical biomedical corporation’s vision for the future?

Official Book Trailer

The Missing is a chilling tale of power, technology, and the price of immortality. Secrets lurk in the shadows, and no one is truly safe. Not even the dead!

A Goodreads Reviewer…


Old-World Exploration YouTube Channel

Replay of Show

LEARN MORE HERE!


Watch Target List Now!

Watch Target List on YouTube


About Dr. John Reizer

John Reizer has been writing content on NoFakeNews since 2012, focusing on the many machinations being committed in our realm by our hidden controllers. He aims to provide readers with a more accurate understanding of humanity’s past, present, and future, as well as clarify our true purpose for experiencing life within the parameters of an artificially constructed Matrix.

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Doctors (Big Pharma Corporations) are Worried About More and More Parents Declining Vitamin K Shots for Newborns

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Don’t you think the Vast Intelligence that put us here inside the Matrix might know a little bit more than Big Pharma about how much Vitamin K a newborn’s body should contain at birth? 🤣

As an associate professor of clinical sciences for over twelve years, I always made a point of telling my students that the causes of what are referred to as medical diseases were the treatments and preventive measures of those conditions administered by doctors and other so-called health professionals.

Once a person grasps that concept and fully understands the magnitude of the information, their chances of having a healthy expression, physiologically speaking, are significantly increased.

–Dr. Reizer


It’s time to lift the veil of deception!

If you want to learn what’s truly happening in this place we call Earth, you need to start by turning off your TV and canceling every subscription to mainstream media platforms you have. Until you do that, you will never get a truthful picture of anything happening here.

The controlling powers have stolen our history and replaced it with a false historical narrative that makes little to no sense whatsoever. The saddest part is that virtually nobody knows what’s happening in our realm today because society’s members have no reliable reference point, historically speaking, to gauge their truthful place in our 3-D holographic construct.

ORDER NOW!

Regardless of how emotionally painful it might be for people to deal with what’s happening, it’s time to lift the veil of deception!

-Dr. John Reizer


Target List: Recommended on Tubi TV

Click on the posters to watch Target List for free!


The Missing Novella by John Reizer

Click on the image below to order The Missing

When a young private investigator named Jessica Harris meets Billy Hayes, a groundskeeper at Evergreen Cemetery who has witnessed mysterious happenings on the property, the two team up and discover a hidden operation; they soon become entangled in a web of lies and danger. Will they expose the truth, or become just another pair of missing souls claimed by a diabolical biomedical corporation’s vision for the future?

Official Book Trailer

The Missing is a chilling tale of power, technology, and the price of immortality. Secrets lurk in the shadows, and no one is truly safe. Not even the dead!

A Goodreads Reviewer…


Old-World Exploration YouTube Channel

Replay of Show

LEARN MORE HERE!


Watch Target List Now!

Watch Target List on YouTube


About Dr. John Reizer

John Reizer has been writing content on NoFakeNews since 2012, focusing on the many machinations being committed in our realm by our hidden controllers. He aims to provide readers with a more accurate understanding of humanity’s past, present, and future, as well as clarify our true purpose for experiencing life within the parameters of an artificially constructed Matrix.

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By Design, the Cause of Disease is the Treatment of Disease

On April 5, 1987, I became a licensed Doctor of Chiropractic in the state of New Jersey and began my first year of a 35-year career in private practice.

It didn’t take me very long at all to realize that the cause of human disease was the treatment of human disease by the medical profession.

According to official statistics, one of the biggest challenges to human health is the interplay between lifestyle and environmental factors.

I have known for the better part of my life that prescription and nonprescription drugs were the biggest things affecting human physiology and dragging it into the toilet.

One of my professors in chiropractic college told me in 1984 that the pharmaceutical industry had a longstanding goal to get as many people as possible diagnosed with mental health issues and on prescriptions for psychotropic drugs. This goal included children.

Read these screenshots from Google:

Now, let’s discuss paying for these poisons:

If this weren’t the horrible truth, it might be labeled a comedy. Instead, it’s called medical science!

-Dr. Reizer


The Matrix Reloaded Yet Again

What if everything we have been taught about history is wrong? What if something beyond the parameters of human comprehension intentionally obfuscates our collective perception of reality?

Our book is written for the red pillers — those folks already awake. The Matrix Reloaded Yet Again is an essential starting point for readers who can do more extensive boots-on-the-ground research after reading our work.

— Chris Kelly, Melissa Reizer & John Reizer

ORDER NOW from these ebook sellers or

Buy directly  from Amazon or

Barnes & Noble


Target List: Recommended on Tubi TV

Click on the posters to watch Target List for free!


The Missing Novella by John Reizer

Click on the image below to order The Missing

When a young private investigator named Jessica Harris meets Billy Hayes, a groundskeeper at Evergreen Cemetery who has witnessed mysterious happenings on the property, the two team up and discover a hidden operation; they soon become entangled in a web of lies and danger. Will they expose the truth, or become just another pair of missing souls claimed by a diabolical biomedical corporation’s vision for the future?

Official Book Trailer

The Missing is a chilling tale of power, technology, and the price of immortality. Secrets lurk in the shadows, and no one is truly safe. Not even the dead!

A Goodreads Reviewer…


Old-World Exploration YouTube Channel

Replay of Show

LEARN MORE HERE!


Watch Target List Now!

Watch Target List on YouTube


Visit Johnreizer.net

Run for your lives, get vaccinated, the measles are coming! 🤣

Dr. John Reizer

I know, I know, I shouldn’t be going to an NFL game, but I did. And the 2nd half of the game, we were getting rained on.

So, I was sitting there watching this game with my wife and started thinking about the 75,000 seats in the stadium.

Next, my mind was suddenly thinking about measles of all things, because that’s what a normal person thinks about while watching a professional football game. 🤣

I keep hearing people discuss how bad the measles outbreak has been this year. So, I looked up the data, and this is what I uncovered:

I took a photo of the stadium before the game and marked in red an area that contained approximately 1,800 stadium seats.

Here’s the same area from a different perspective.

Now, visualize every NFL stadium in the United States with an average seating capacity of over 75,000 seats. The same red box in the photos above represents all the cases of measles in America in 2025.

There are approximately 340 million Americans, and 1,798 cases of measles have been reported this year.

Why are we even hearing this nonsense discussed in the mainstream news?

We are bombarded with news about measles and other infectious diseases because Big Pharma wants to sell and administer its dangerous, toxic vaccines broadly.

What’s my point?

When you see and hear these scare stories about measles and other overhyped diseases being a serious public health problem, realize that you’re being played by the medical mafia. It’s a bullshit story!


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“A hair-raising tale, I highly recommend.“

–An Amazon Reviewer!


When a young private investigator named Jessica Harris meets Billy Hayes, a groundskeeper at Evergreen Cemetery who has witnessed mysterious happenings on the property, the two team up and discover a hidden operation; they soon become entangled in a web of lies and danger. Will they expose the truth, or become just another pair of missing souls claimed by a diabolical biomedical corporation’s vision for the future?

Official Book Trailer

The Missing is a chilling tale of power, technology, and the price of immortality. Secrets lurk in the shadows, and no one is truly safe. Not even the dead!

A Goodreads Reviewer…


Old-World Exploration YouTube Channel

Replay of Show

LEARN MORE HERE!


Watch Target List Now!

Watch Target List on YouTube


Visit Johnreizer.net

In 2020, people were running to avoid the jabs made by Big Pharma; now they’re injecting themselves with weight-loss products mass-produced by the same corporations

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My Two Cents!

In my opinion, these new self-injectable weight loss drugs will lead to a plethora of new cancers and other serious, dysfunctional expressions of health.

-Dr. Reizer


Watch the Cancer Cure Movie Big Pharma Doesn’t Want People to See

Click on the posters to watch Target List for free!

We made a movie whose underlying message tells the truth about Big Pharma. Watch it!


The Missing Novella by John Reizer

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🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟

“A hair-raising tale, I highly recommend.“

–An Amazon Reviewer!


When a young private investigator named Jessica Harris meets Billy Hayes, a groundskeeper at Evergreen Cemetery who has witnessed mysterious happenings on the property, the two team up and discover a hidden operation; they soon become entangled in a web of lies and danger. Will they expose the truth, or become just another pair of missing souls claimed by a diabolical biomedical corporation’s vision for the future?

Official Book Trailer

The Missing is a chilling tale of power, technology, and the price of immortality. Secrets lurk in the shadows, and no one is truly safe. Not even the dead!

A Goodreads Reviewer…


Old-World Exploration YouTube Channel

Replay of Show

LEARN MORE HERE!


Watch Target List Now!

Watch Target List on YouTube


Visit Johnreizer.net

We’re not operating on a level playing field, for sure!

Dr. John Reizer

I believe “Big Movie” buys and pays for the vast majority of the hype we are fed about big-budget Hollywood films.

In my opinion, Big Hollywood and Big Movie are similar to Big Medicine and Big Pharma. They have a stranglehold on the entertainment industry just as Big Medicine and Big Pharma have a stranglehold on modern healthcare.

Many influential messages and agendas come from movie productions that cost hundreds of millions of dollars to release, so I believe nothing is left to chance regarding what will be liked or disliked publicly. I think many ratings attached to various big-budget films should be viewed with plenty of skepticism.

Several years ago, when the film Oppenheimer came out attempting to revitalize the gigantic nuclear weapons psyop and lie in the public’s mind that professes nuclear weapons are real and remain a genuine threat to humanity, it was apparent to me from the get-go that this movie was going to be rated highly on IMDb even though the only real bomb in the entire production was the film, not the imaginary weapon of mass destruction that was the subject of the movie.

Keep Fearing the Fake Nukes!

Oppenheimer movie IMDb Rating 8.3

Notice that the 8.3 Unweighted Mean matches the movie’s IMDb Rating

My Experience with the Movie Business

The Target List film’s entire budget was under $300K. In my opinion, our microbudget film is a better shot and more cleanly executed movie production than more than a few Hollywood films that make it out there every year.

I’m not writing my opinion about the technical quality of Target List because it’s my story, and I co-wrote the screenplay, or because I want to be braggadocious. I am trying to make a point. I would admit the film’s serious shortcomings if there were any significant problems, but there aren’t many to mention. Is it a perfect motion picture? No! But there aren’t many of those in existence, if there are any at all. The film’s quality, in my view, is excellent, considering the thin resources and time constraints our production was challenged by.

In my opinion, Big Hollywood uses professional influencers and technology to lower the ratings of certain microbudget films. I feel strongly that our movie’s ratings on multiple platforms have been artificially manipulated.

Target List movie IMDb Rating 7.2

Notice that the 8.7 Unweighted Mean doesn’t match the movie’s 7.2 IMDb Rating

I have received more than a few harsh comments about our movie on NoFakeNews since its release in April 2023.

Why is this the case?

Target List is a well-done action-adventure film with humor injected into the script. Why would certain people be so incensed over this movie and go out of their way to write me on the website, pointing out that it has terrible acting, substandard writing, and a stupid and unwatchable plot? Are you kidding me? Did these people bother to watch the film? And even if these individuals honestly thought the movie was terrible, why did they go out of their way to personally write me? Are they people in medicine or have pharma-related jobs? Do these posters have so much time on their hands that they can fully watch a bad microbudget film, look up the writer, and send a personal message? It’s truly bizarre.

I think the only reason for the strong hate associated with our movie is its underlying message about big pharma.

Additionally, I don’t believe Big Hollywood and Big Movie will allow a microbudget film to compete with multi-million dollar flicks for moviegoers’ dollars. This is especially true when the microbudget film has an underlying message that speaks negatively about Big Pharma.

Despite all that, Target List performs amazingly well and has received nearly 1,200 IMDb ratings while maintaining a respectable 7.2 score (it’s actually 8.7) on the rating platform. The movie’s rating on many other platforms is a 4 out of 5.


What Journalists Have Said About Target List:

“Target List is a fun ride as the audience watches Alig and Ray get themselves in and out of constant trouble while attempting to stay alive and protect their life-saving healthcare technology for humanity’s benefit.”

— Eyes On Hollywood


“Combining witty commentary with a constant threat to life, scriptwriters Palo and Reizer develop a narrative that is funny and charming while ensuring that none of the thrill and danger is lost in the process.”

— Indie Wrap Magazine


“The writing of the film is definitely what underpins its greatness. The characters Clyde and Donna are extremely well written and the situations they are put in are masterfully created.”

— Olivia Ballington — Indy Reviews


“Target List is a great view for anyone who wants a compelling and suspenseful flick with a message that matters.” 

–Richard Propes –The Independent Critic


The Truth Told Through Comedic Fiction!

A Feature Film

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Curing Cancer Was A Mistake!

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Help Us Wake Up Others!

Every time someone clicks on and watches our movie, it raises public awareness about the nefarious actions of Big Pharma and Big Medicine. Please help keep the Target List movie and its crucial underlying message in the forefront of people’s minds by playing and replaying the film repeatedly on your televisions, computers, tablets, and smartphones.

The more people who watch the film, the more likely it is to appear on movie platforms’ front pages.

Thanks again for your continued support of our movie.

-Dr. Reizer


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A Typical Day in American TV Land (Brought to You by Big Pharma)

6:00 AM – “Wake Up America!”

Morning news, weather, and a cheerful anchor faking enthusiasm at sunrise.
Commercial Break:

  • Zombexa™ – For when you’re too tired to feel human. Side effects may include mild death.
  • Restalert™ – Helps you sleep and wake up at the same time. Somehow.
  • Pillaxa™ – “For energy, clarity, and that fresh-out-of-bed fake-smile feeling!”

8:00 AM – “Dr. Mike’s Medical Mystery Hour”

He’s not a real doctor, but he’s got a lab coat and an attitude.
Commercial Break:

  • Lungify™ – Breathe like you’ve never vaped a day in your life.
  • Nostalgex™ – For people who miss the 90s and can’t stop crying about it.
  • GastroNumb™ – For heartburn, indigestion, or regret after Taco Tuesday.

9:00 AM – “Courtroom Kookiness”

Watch real judges yell at fake people suing each other for unpaid dog grooming bills.
Commercial Break:

  • SueFree™ – The only medication to treat courtroom anxiety (not available in Utah).
  • Defendex™ – May cause confident overreactions. Call your lawyer before use.
  • Civicor™ – “Bringing justice to your gut.” Nobody knows what it actually treats.

11:00 AM – “The Viewpoint Ladies”

Five women. Ten opinions. One bottle of Chardonnay.
Commercial Break:

  • MenoPause™ – For mid-life mood swings and yelling at Alexa.
  • OvaRest™ – “Because your eggs are tired too.”
  • Feelivra™ – Not sure what it does, but the ad shows people running through wheat fields, so it must be good.

12:00 PM – “Soap Operas & Soft-Tissue Damage”

He’s her second cousin. And her ex. And her cardiologist.
Commercial Break:

  • Romantix™ – Rekindle the spark (may cause hallucinations of past relationships).
  • Tearidone™ – For crying too much or not enough. Ask your ex if Tearidone is right for you.
  • Dermacyn™ – For soft skin and suspicious love triangles.

2:00 PM – “Daytime Drama Digest”

Two hosts summarize all the shows you just watched because nobody really watches them.
Commercial Break:

  • Recaprone™ – Helps you remember what you just saw 10 minutes ago.
  • Forgettix™ – For that plot twist you’d rather not think about.
  • Narrivox™ – Warning: may cause you to narrate your life in the third person.

4:00 PM – “The Infomercial Power Hour”

One blender. Twenty-nine payment plans.
Commercial Break (within commercial):

  • Buyagra™ – The pill for impulse shopping disorders.
  • Debtalin™ – Temporarily masks your financial decisions.
  • TummEase™ – For bloating caused by questionable multi-level marketing snacks.

6:00 PM – “Evening News: Panic Edition”

More crime, more weather, and your health in imminent danger.
Commercial Break:

  • Panikor™ – Calms you after hearing the news you just heard.
  • Statinax™ – For your cholesterol, which the news just told you is killing you.
  • Doomquil™ – For restful sleep after 30 minutes of pure existential dread.

8:00 PM – “Crime Time: CSI Nebraska”

Detectives uncover DNA on corn husks.
Commercial Break:

  • Detectacil™ – For overactive suspicion and dramatic gasps.
  • Cluevex™ – Helps you piece together plot holes. Side effects may include plot blindness.
  • Interrogix™ – For people who yell “Just tell me the truth!” at their spouses for no reason.

10:00 PM – “Late Night Laughs with Idiots.”

Jokes, music, and celebrities pretending to be relatable.
Commercial Break:

  • Snoozexa™ – Helps you fall asleep by minute 12 of the monologue.
  • Giggleon™ – “For when you want to laugh like the studio audience but can’t.”
  • Insomnitol™ – For sleep. Or just watch the rerun of CSI Nebraska again.

11:00 PM – “Paid Programming”

Where the TV makes you feel old and your body agrees.
Commercial Break:

  • Actually, it’s all drug commercials now. One long reel of gray-haired couples biking, sighing, and watching sunsets.
    Products include:
  • Heartalyn™
  • Bonviva®
  • Rectanil™
  • Whateverx™
    (Warning: may interact with literally everything, including your feelings.)

FINAL THOUGHTS:
In the world of American TV, content is just the spoonful of sugar helping a tidal wave of pharmaceuticals go down.

Discuss with your doctor whether watching TV is right for you.


Can Someone Explain Why?

Can someone please explain to me why any prescription drugs are being marketed to the lay public that has neither the education nor the scientific understanding to decide the benefits of said products regarding their medical conditions?

In my opinion, prescription drugs should only be marketed to licensed medical doctors. Physicians have the educational background to assess the value of a specific drug on a case-by-case basis only after performing a proper medical examination on a patient.

The only reason direct marketing of prescription drugs to the public is even a practice in America is because Big Pharma has lobbied its way into such a position. The pharmaceutical industry is a financial juggernaut with vast amounts of money and power. Their ability to market prescription drugs to you and me and altogether avoid the educated professionals who are licensed to prescribe the pharmacologics is why so many drugs are overprescribed and misused by the American healthcare consumer.

–Dr. Reizer


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