Dr. John Reizer
There once was a place called Triangula where everything in existence was a triangle. The trees were triangles, the cows were triangles, the cars were triangles, and even the pizza slices were, of course, triangles. But people ate the crust first and worked their way to the point because it made more sense to eat the triangular slices that way.
The people of Triangula were shaped like triangles, too. They had three arms, three eyes, and walked on three legs (which made dancing extremely awkward and challenging).
Everyone thought in tri-thoughts. That means instead of saying, “I like cookies,” they would say something like,
“I like cookies, brownies, and pie.”
They couldn’t just think of one thing; it had to be three thoughts simultaneously.
Now, in the middle of town lived a famous three-time thinker named Professor Tri-Man, who once said,
“The triangle is the most stable and practical shape in all of Triangula and therefore this is the reason there are always three sides to every story.”
One beautiful day, the triangular sun shone down on Triangula, and only a few triangle-shaped clouds could be seen in the sky. Then something unthinkable happened:
A square object fell from the sky.
It landed with a loud thud squarely in the middle of Triangle Park, crushing a picnic table (which, of course, had only three legs). All the townspeople gasped in three-part harmony.
“What is THAT?” shouted a woman three times, clutching her triangular handbag.
“It has four sides!” yelled a child three times.
Professor Tri-Man examined the object closely while scratching his triangular-shaped head.
“This,” he said, tapping the square, “is a glitch in the Tritrix, a math mistake!”
A three-sided council meeting was called in the Great Triangle, where everyone sat in triangular seats and voted in threes. After much shouting (in three directions at once), the council people decided to launch the square back into the sky using the town’s emergency triangular cannon.
But just as they loaded the square into the cannon, a voice came from the object. It said:
“Hello. I am Four. I was sent here by a Vast Intelligence to introduce symmetry to your realm.”
Everyone froze. Symmetry?
The mayor, a tall and pointy triangular fellow named Tri Daniel, frowned. “But we love our wobbly shelves and awkward corners!”
The square object said politely, “I come in peace. I only want to teach the concept of fours, a different way of thinking. “
Gasps filled the air again. Fours? The forbidden ancient religion of non-triangular thinking.
But then something strange happened. A young triangle kid named Tripleson called out and said,
“I like the square. It could work nicely when stacking my toy triangles!”
Suddenly, everyone realized: maybe there was room for more shapes in their lives, as long as they still got to eat three scoops of ice cream.
And so, Triangula became a different place. The community built a new plaza: Tri-Square Park. It had both triangle and square benches, where triangle people sat and laughed in threes and now fours while trying to enjoy the day.
As for Professor Tri-Man, he now taught geometry classes that included a brand new motto:
“All shapes are welcome. But, in the three corners of my mind, triangles still score the most points during trimester exams.”
And everyone agreed with three cheers!
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