Pharmaceuticals

Modern Medicine:

Hello, Mrs. Jones!

Mrs. Jones:

Hello, Doctor!

Modern Medicine:

I need you to understand something very important. You have a disease that I have diagnosed that you will never be cured of.

Mrs. Jones:

Never, Doctor?

Modern Medicine:

Never, Mrs. Jones! Diseases are incurable, but the good news is you can come back and visit me every three months, where I will examine you again and reconfirm that your disease is still present. I will give you a variety of drugs for the rest of your life that will manage your incurable and unfixable condition.

Mrs. Jones:

Thank you, Doctor! You are so smart. I don’t know what I would do without you. What medical school did you attend?

Modern Medicine:

You’re welcome, Mrs. Jones! It doesn’t matter what medical school I attended because they all teach the same cookbook that was written by Big Pharma!

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After announcing a ground-breaking cancer cure, five members of the research team are targeted by an assassin hired by big pharma. When two researchers escape the attack, they soon find themselves framed for the crime and on the killer’s target list.

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