According to Dr. April Fulayha of Edward Timmons University in Watts, South Dakota, the word history will soon be removed from the English dictionary and replaced with a new one — itstory.
Dr. Fullayha, a member of the Webster’s Society for Lexiconic Studies chaired an academic think tank in March 2021 that came up with the idea of removing the gender component from the word history.
Due to the Covid pandemic, the Webster’s Society Committee voted to modify the spelling of the word history with fifteen of its 21- panel members absent. The motion was approved by the attending members 4-2 on April 1, 2022.
Webster’s Dictionary has already begun the arduous task of publishing the word itstory in place of history in all its publications.
On January 1, 2024, the word itstory will replace the word history. Historical societies nationwide have already been instructed by the White House that all federal institutions will comply with the Webster’s Society’s decision. Federal institutions are already getting a headstart on changing textbooks, signage, and a plethora of other materials.
Many independent institutions of higher education are protesting the word change and have publicly stated that they will not comply with the committee’s decision.
The White House has stated that any schools, colleges, or universities that do not comply with the word change ruling will lose federal financial assistance.
The Webster’s Society and Dr. Fullayha have recently proposed changing the word fishermen to fisher-them. A vote on that potential word modification is scheduled for later this year.
I will provide additional information about this story as it becomes available.
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Dr. John Reizer is a retired chiropractor and author. Born in Lakewood, New Jersey, in 1963, he now resides in Inman, South Carolina, with his wife and daughter.
John has written several April Fools articles on NoFakeNews in the past and decided to continue the tradition this year. 🤣
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Bbbbut… what about inforMAtion, tHIS, MANy, or tHE? (just to name a few)
If t one change is made, everything will indeed change.
– – – the timing is perfect, though
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I recall, John, you writing about some interesting activities on April Fools Day in the past. I remember being had for a brief moment last year on the one where NASA confesses to the absurdity of Apollo going to the moon. Until I noticed the article was written by John Reizer. 😂 And It would never happen as you stated later.
And this year is no exception. Because I can almost see this one being as real. Although I did find the name, Dr. April Fulayha, to be quite suspicious! Like full of it or I fool ya! Haha! 😄
But I had seen back in Jan. 2021 headlines such as “Democratics Attempt To Erase The Words ‘He’, ‘She,’ ‘Mother,’ And ‘Father’ From The House.”
The world has become so insane that many absurd articles are actually a reality! 😂
Lisa
I could see this subject becoming a seriously discussed topic in the not-too-distant future, Lisa. It is a crazy simulation, isn’t it? 🤣
John
Without a doubt! 😂