The #1 Trending Halloween Costume in America for 2022

The Total Moron

Costume comes complete with:

1 Medical Mask

3 Boosters

1 Container of Hand Sanitizer

1 Six-Foot Tape Measure

This costume is approved by the CDC!

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4 thoughts on “The #1 Trending Halloween Costume in America for 2022

  1. Kenneth T. October 27, 2022 / 5:49 am

    John, since when did Halloween become an “all-year” event?
    Is it really going to stay the norm?
    ***good golly it better not!
    ~Kenneth

  2. lhakes12 October 27, 2022 / 8:17 am

    This Total Moron costume must be popular, John. I have already seen people wearing it. And it is scary. When I see one I tend to feel unsettled. It is revolting!! I hope none of my trick or treaters will be wearing one!
    Lisa

    • Dr. John Reizer October 27, 2022 / 10:45 am

      The costume seems to be so popular that people are wearing it all year, Lisa! 🤣

      John

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