The Total Moron
Costume comes complete with:
1 Medical Mask
3 Boosters
1 Container of Hand Sanitizer
1 Six-Foot Tape Measure
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John, since when did Halloween become an “all-year” event?
Is it really going to stay the norm?
***good golly it better not!
~Kenneth
In 2020! 🤣
This Total Moron costume must be popular, John. I have already seen people wearing it. And it is scary. When I see one I tend to feel unsettled. It is revolting!! I hope none of my trick or treaters will be wearing one!
Lisa
The costume seems to be so popular that people are wearing it all year, Lisa! 🤣
John