Dr. Edwards:
You know, there’s been a lot of talk lately about vaccine hesitancy. I get it, people are scared.
Dr. Jensen:
Yeah, the whole anti-vax movement is growing, and it’s not just about distrust in the system. It’s about fear of the unknown.
Dr. Edwards:
Exactly. But what if we found a way to tie in something they really care about?
Dr. Jensen:
You mean like something that appeals to their personal desires?
Dr. Edwards:
Yes. What if we could make the vaccine more appealing by adding something that triggers weight loss? Don’t even call it a vaccine!
Dr. Jensen:
You’re onto something. Make it clear that it’s designed to burn fat!
Dr. Edwards:
Omg! People would line up for it.
Dr. Jensen:
I can already see the marketing campaign: “Get shots. Get slimmer. Get healthier.” I mean, it’s a game-changer. We make health about their vanity, and suddenly, we’ve solved the vaccine hesitancy issue.
Dr. Edwards:
Vanity and science, all wrapped into one convenient shot. They’ll see the vaccine as a lifestyle upgrade.
Dr. Jensen:
People will take that shot without a second thought. They might even self-inject themselves.
Dr. Edwards:
And the pharma industry gets what it ultimately wants: profits.
Dr. Jensen:
It’s ingenious!
Dr. Edwards:
Let’s get started.
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