Pluto

So, we’re supposed to believe that Pluto was a planet, but now it’s not, because it’s been redefined as a dwarf planet or something smaller than a planet by a space agency that has never ventured higher than low Earth orbits, if that’s such a thing that even exists.

People have been taking NASA’s words and their science fiction stories to heart for decades. They assign sophisticated names and numbers to imaginary celestial bodies in “outer space,” and many of us just embrace the bullshit as being the truth.

People believe that outer space extends infinitely and find no problems with that concept, but think the idea that Earth is not a planet, but rather a never-ending expanse of land and water in all directions, is silly.

It’s not a ball or flat, our Earth; I believe it’s a simulated construct, with lands and water extending as far as our perceptibilities can sense.

-Dr. Reizer