ARTEMIS II PSYOP DELAYED
Story by Flash Gordon
According to NASA officials, the Artemis II mission, which will allegedly fly four American astronauts around the Moon and back to Earth, will be delayed at least until sometime in March due to a hydrogen gas leak.
Out of an abundance of caution, scientists err on the side of being vigilant because a plethora of prior studies they conducted have shown that hydrogen gas leaks can be harmful.
Former NASA astronaut Buck Rogers was quoted as saying, “It’s a painful process to plug those gas leaks and rebuild the technology so the flammable gas doesn’t leak.”
Scientific Proof Hydrogen is Dangerous
The gas leak was discovered during a “wet dress rehearsal,” when the entire rocket was submerged in a giant vat of soapy water, and bubbles were spotted escaping from the ship. Once the Artemis II is patched up, it will be ready to fly and be as good as new.
Depending on the size of the gas leak and its exact location on the rocket’s exterior skin, bubble gum or a standard tire patch could be used to solve the problem, or there is a remote possibility that a new rocket might need to be purchased from the ROCKETS R US store for 400 billion dollars to prevent a potentially dangerous blowout during the mission when the craft will be flying at very high speeds.
One other option is a cheaper rocket system that can be purchased from Amazon.com for 100 billion dollars. Still, it’s not very reliable at altitudes above 62 miles, and it only has a 4.2 out of 5-star rating on the mega-retailer’s platform.
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Well, you know, Lisa, when you run a psyop, you want everyone to appreciate the effect. This month, we have the Super Bowl and the Olympics commanding too much attention, so going around the Moon, or allegedly doing so, will have to wait for March or whenever the NASA pit crew can resolve the gas leak glitch on the Artemis II ship. 😎👍
John
Flash Gordon is an amusing guy, John!
Bubble gum or a tire patch to save the mission???
Why is this news not so surprising? And they might just need billions of more dollars. Just billions!!
As I walked by my television last night, I heard the news of the delay. I rolled my eyes! 🙄
Talk about a crock sh*t of lies!
Lisa