Ho Ho Ho, Johnny!
Official North Pole Correspondence
From: Santa Claus
To: Johnny
Dear Johnny,
Oh boy, where do I even start?
First of all, youâre probably expecting this letter to be full of âbe goodâ and âbrush your teethâ. Well, grab a candy cane and sit down, kiddo, because Santaâs got some explaining to do.
See, for hundreds of years, Iâve been telling kids that I’ve been flying around the world, eating cookies, and pretending to know what everyone wants. But Iâve got to come clean this year.
Iâm not real.
Thatâs right, Johnny. Itâs actually your parents doing all the work, staying up late, wrapping presents, and trying not to curse when the toy instructions are written in Chinese.
But I donât feel too bad about lying, because guess what?
The Easter Bunny isnât real either.
Your mom and dad hide the eggs, and honestly, theyâre better at it than any bunny could be.
The Tooth Fairy? Also fake!
Your parents are placing loose change under pillows.
Do you know all that stuff you’re learning in religious classes? Yep! It’s fake, too!
Now hereâs where it gets wild, Johnny.
You know all those enormous dinosaurs on TV and in museums?
They’re all fake, too!
Theyâre actually dragons, the same ones that used to hang out with knights and accidentally barbecue castles. However, some scientists in the 1800s renamed them dinosaurs. And everyone clapped.
Oh, and about the corporate media, letâs just say they like stories almost as much as I do. The difference is, I tell mine once a year for free, and they do it all day long with a lot of drug commercials.
As for history books, well, theyâre kind of like the tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny, and everything else, mostly lies filled with a lot of creative writing.
So there you have it, Johnny. The truth, straight from Santaâs pen.
Now, I want you to go easy on your parents; theyâve been lied to for years and are following suit.
Stay merry, kiddo, and remember: dragons are real, dinosaurs not so much, and the truth is very hard to come by!
With love,
Santa Claus
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Thanks for the spot-on analysis, Lisa! I think you hit the nail squarely on its head! đđ
The actual controllers running this construct have probably run a similar rodeo many times before, as well as the indoctrination programs that greatly influence the minds of avatars in different civilizations, reset after reset.
John
Parents are encouraged to lie to their children the same way they had been lied to. But I never liked Santa Claus đ§âđ and the Easter Bunny đ° taking credit for all my efforts. So, my lying to my kids didnât last very long. It just didnât feel right!
Although, John, children do love to believe in fairytales. And they canât seem to give up their fantasies of space and dinosaurs
So, people go on believing that many types of massive dinosaurs đŚ once roamed the Earth, but shrug off the thought that dragons đ˛ may have been real.
The controllers knew what they were doing with making sure space and dinosaur stories were taught to children when they were at a young and tender age. Because children believe and trust their parents and other authority.
If their elders tell them itâs true, then itâs true. Also, if their elders tell them itâs a myth, then itâs a myth. And it all sticks!
Lisa