NASA Can’t DOGE this Bullet

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DOGE to Shut Down NASA!

By Sue D. Nime

The Florida Space Coast — The conspiracy theorists were right, it seems. In a statement today, NASA public relations correspondent Aprilia Fullayagin confirmed that the American Space Agency will be shut down indefinitely after DOGE personnel discovered hidden files revealing space travel accomplishments have all been part of a giant psyop to confuse international predatory countries posing a danger to US interests.

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Elon Musk said in a post-press conference interview that his private company SpaceX could run the same psyops that NASA has been running for half the cost, allowing US Taxpayers to see significant savings.

Musk stated that the Earth is likely an intelligently manufactured simulation that creates the illusion of 3-dimensional space and time. The head of the DOGE department said it’s more likely than not that the universe is akin to a computer video game, and the platform’s age is less than a few hundred years old.

This wasn’t the first time Musk claimed existence was artificial. Several years ago, Musk told a large audience that humanity was likely living in a simulation on the Joe Rogan podcast

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6 thoughts on “NASA Can’t DOGE this Bullet

  1. NoFakeNews's avatar NoFakeNews April 1, 2025 / 10:48 am

    🙂👍

  2. lhakes12's avatar lhakes12 April 1, 2025 / 10:06 am

    So true, John, so true! I think they play more jokes on us every day than we could ever count!

    Foolery and lies every which way we turn!

    And, haha! No, sorry, I was on the watch this year for Aprilia Fullayagin! 🤣

    Lisa

  3. NoFakeNews's avatar NoFakeNews April 1, 2025 / 9:33 am

    Hahaha…I didn’t “Aprilia Fullayagin,” Lisa. 🤣

    Can you believe that people believe Elon Musk is designing and shooting off rockets into outer space? The same folks believe that NASA has been doing the same thing. 😂

    The controllers play April Fools jokes on us every day of the year.

    Thanks for sharing! 👍

    John

  4. lhakes12's avatar lhakes12 April 1, 2025 / 9:24 am

    Haha, John! 😆 I was well aware of the date today, and was wondering what you were going to pull on April 1st, April Fools Day!

    So, you didn’t fool me this year. But you’ve gotten me good in past years. Although you didn’t disappoint, hilarious NASA stuff exposed! 🤣

    Also, the Gazette newspaper you created is a great touch to the foolery!

    However, yes, I believe the entirety of it to be a truthful representation of our reality.

    Although that short video clip of Elon Musk with Joe Rogan is no joke. He fesses up that we’re living in a simulation. It seems every now and then that Musk sneaks out some truth. But then those are the cabal elite’s rules in order to enslave us. They must tell us some truths in some form or another, such as in music videos, Superbowl halftime or Grammy Award shows, otherwise they can’t get away with what they do. They believe that for the negative to succeed, they must be invited. Because they believe that the simulation is benevolent, and that there are consequences for them not telling us the truth. So, they believe that by sneaking out these truths, they are getting our permission to get away with it all.

    It’s all black magic!

    It would seem the joke is on us!

    However, for how long can these tricksters fool the universe?

    (And, unfortunately, this is not a joke! 😂)

    Lisa

  5. NoFakeNews's avatar NoFakeNews April 1, 2025 / 12:50 am

    Thanks for sharing, Kenneth! 😀
    John

  6. Kenneth T.'s avatar Kenneth T. April 1, 2025 / 12:49 am

    I was just thinking that sounded too good to be true and then I realized the date.
    Besides, this truth would be very difficult (in deed) to come out into the light.

    Ever read Dan Brown’s book, Deception Point?
    Conspiracies a plenty.

    ~Kenneth

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