When you spend nine months stuck in space and come back with a tan and your hair dyed 🤣

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10 thoughts on “When you spend nine months stuck in space and come back with a tan and your hair dyed 🤣

  1. NoFakeNews's avatar NoFakeNews March 20, 2025 / 11:51 am

    That’s it! That does give us a plausible explanation! 😂

    Thanks for sharing! 👍

    John

  2. poetsec51139183e6's avatar poetsec51139183e6 March 20, 2025 / 11:47 am

    this is easily explained; elon musk must have sent one of his space x rockets up there with a tanning bed and a wig for her.

  3. NoFakeNews's avatar NoFakeNews March 20, 2025 / 11:01 am

    🙂👍

  4. NoFakeNews's avatar NoFakeNews March 20, 2025 / 11:01 am

    Thanks for sharing, Roark! 🙂

    I agree!

    John

  5. Roark's avatar Roark March 20, 2025 / 10:45 am

    This would be hilarious if it weren’t so tragic the way they waste so much of the taxpayers’ money, right?

    Roark

  6. NoFakeNews's avatar NoFakeNews March 20, 2025 / 8:51 am

    No Facebook for me, Lisa! 🤣

    Of course, they will cover up the intentional mistakes and blast them all over social media. It’s a ridiculous story. If people only applied a little common sense, everything NASA is doing in the way of fakery would become blatantly apparent.

    This story has a purpose — everything they do has one! This stuck-in-space narrative serves three essential purposes: to keep interesting space content in the public eye, to illustrate to the American people how cost-effective and more efficient Elon Musk’s private space company is compared to NASA, and that humans can survive for prolonged periods in space so they can spread more lies about trillions of taxpayers dollars being used to help Elon fund a never going to happen mission to Mars on the 33rd day in the month of make-believe. It’s all bullshit, in my opinion. 😀

    John

  7. lhakes12's avatar lhakes12 March 20, 2025 / 8:26 am

    You know, John, these photos have now become popular on Facebook. Along with others. However, they are trying to claim the opposite of what is before and after. They are trying to cover this up now by stating about how much wear and tear this trip took on their physical looks.

    Just thought I’d let you know. I don’t think you do Facebook. 😂

    Lisa

  8. NoFakeNews's avatar NoFakeNews March 19, 2025 / 8:32 am

    Yes, that’s probably not far from the truth, Lisa. I feel confident that she wasn’t trapped in space for even one day. 🤣

    Thanks for sharing! 👍

    John

  9. lhakes12's avatar lhakes12 March 19, 2025 / 8:27 am

    Hahaha! 🤣 The ridiculousness of it all, John. That’s hilarious! Such an excellent observation and point you have made!

    I never would have realized it was even the same woman. But, yes, I can see the resemblance.

    Maybe they brought along a salon, and a tanning booth! Hahaha! 😆

    But I think she’s probably been on a vacation the last nine months lounging in the sunshine on a beach here on Earth! ☀️

    Lisa

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