This story is no more ridiculous than the narrative that we went to the Moon in 1969 and maintained a genuine space travel program through 2025.
By Mario Luigi Spaghettio
Special NASA Press Correspondent
Astronomers using the James Webb Telescope believe they have identified a distant galaxy 2.6 billion light-years away from Earth that resembles a bowl of macaroni and cheese.
The galaxy identified as MACANDCH-$7.95 is believed to be in the outer stretches of the carbohydrate nebula star cluster, which borders a high starch black hole and the fourth quadrant of high calories.
Pastabilities of Life in the Galaxy are Exciting!
NASA scientists have also confirmed the find and believe the new galaxy is rich in exoplanets capable of sustaining intelligent life.
By measuring starlight flicker, scientists at the Food Channel believe the region of deep space under observation is highly saturated with starlight pasta formations that contain cheddar-flavored cheese. Still, Pimento cheese is also possible, and Colby cheese cannot be ruled out right now.
Elon Musk stated that his company would build a new spacecraft with funds recovered from the US Department of Government Efficiency.
DOGE to fork over funds for new spacecraft
The New spaceship will resemble a giant fork that will be able to spear one of the macaroni pieces and then analyze the truthful composition of the space matter as well as its caloric value. If all goes as planned, Utensil 1 should be ready for launch by 2042 and reach the new galaxy sometime for dinner in 2088.
According to scientists, there remains a slight possibility that MACANDCH-$7.95 might spoil by the time UTENSIL 1 reaches its final destination in 2088.
Be on the lookout for more information about this developing story. Like all space travel narratives, this subject gives us food for thought!
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Thanks for sharing your thoughts and Jeff’s, Lisa. 😃
In my opinion, Musk is a frontman and is in place to sell technologies, some of which are real and others that are not. He’s not creating anything new in our Matrix. From a technology standpoint, everything being rolled out has been reintroduced from other resets.
As it’s been explained to the masses, space travel is impossible, in my opinion. If we’re talking about interdimensional jumping, that’s probably a different story, and that most likely is something that can happen. But in that scenario, we’re speculating about bouncing from our simulation into another construct through backdoors.
John
The obsurdity of a tin foil can going to the moon is ridiculous indeed, John. Not to mention all the other bloops and blunders that went along with the farce moonlanding hoax.
And I hate to add darkness to the cheesy fun, but Elon Musk enticing people to go into space (At least that’s what they ‘ll think) to a place that may have good food or whatever else interesting that might be offered, may not be what they thought they were signing up for!
In the opinion of my cousin, Jeff, from Facebook:
“Why is Elon Musk involved in Trump’s administration?
Because the Space Nerd wants to genetically modify humans
So we can travel beyond the firmament
And absorb radiation without killing us
Essentially turning humans into cyborgs like David from Alien
Using humanity as a means to travel beyond the human limitations
With Trump
He’s using the world’s greatest salesman
To pitch the idea to humans
Because he’s a powerful influential personality
PROBLEM IS
Mars isn’t what they say it is
Mars is another plane here on earth
Beyond our public knowledge
And they will use this region to play
Aliens with people who dare to go to these places
Like a sci-fi horror movie
Using people as food for their terrifying genetic creations
Because this
Is the kind of entertainment these people create for themselves
Modern day Gladiator games
Of the future”
Maybe that’s what they intend to use the land beyond the ice wall in Antarctica for, John? 😲
Lisa
Thanks for having a great sense of humor, Lisa! 😀
I wanted to write about something light (maybe I should have selected the salad star cluster instead), so I figured I would be a little cheesy when writing this piece 😂
John
Hahahaha! 😆 l love it, John! Your creative genius has soared into cheesy space.
And to think I ate some mac & cheese with chicken and bacon last night. (Billy Sims) But it probably was just American cheese used. Some cheddar cheese would be great. And Colby or Pinmento doesn’t sound bad either.
But what a find! And with highly saturated pasta formations included as well. Everything people will need to live a high caloric diet. So wonderful the galaxy is most likely capable of sustaining life.
And get a load of that spacecraft. All ready to spear some of those cheesy delights! Musk has done it again. 🤣
(And I love the graphics, too!)
Lisa