I Do Not Like Vaccines — by Dr. Seuss (Reizer)

I am Maxine
Maxine I am

That Maxine-I-am!
That Maxine-I-am!
I do not like
that Maxine-I-am!

Do you like vaccines?

I do not like them, Maxine-I-am.
I do not like vaccines.

Would you like them now or later?

I would not like them now or later.
I would not like them ever.
I do not like vaccines.
I do not like them, Maxine-I-am.

Would you like them in a hospital?
Would you like them while wearing a mask?

I do not like them in a hospital.
I do not like them while wearing a mask.
I do not like them now or later.
I do not like them ever.
I do not like vaccines
I do not like them, Maxine-I-am.

Would you take them in a needle?
Would you take them in a spray?

Not in a needle.
Not in a spray.
Not in a hospital.
Not while wearing a mask.
I do not like them now or later.
I do not like them ever.
I do not like vaccines.
I do not like them, Maxine-I-am.

Would you? Could you? In a car?
Take them! Take them! Here they are.

I would not, could not, in a car.

You may like them. You will see.
You may like them they are free!

I would not, could not even if for free.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in my arm.
I do not like them, they cause harm.
I do not like them in a hospital.
I do not like them while wearing a mask.
I do not like them now or later.
I do not like them ever.
I do not like vaccines.
I do not like them, Maxine-I-am.

An ambulance! An ambulance! An ambulance!
Could you, would you, in an ambulance?

Not in an ambulance! Not even if for free!
Not in my arm! Maxine! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in my arm.
I could not, would not, they cause harm.
I would not take them while wearing a mask.
I would not take them in a hospital.
I would not take them now or later.
I would not take them ever.
I do not like vaccines.
I do not like them, Maxine-I-am.

Say!
A shot in the dark? How about a shot in the dark!
Would you, could you, take a shot in the dark?

I would not, could not, take a shot in the dark.

Would you, could you, if it caused no pain?

I would not, could not, if it caused no pain.
Not a shot in the dark. Not in an ambulance.
Not in my arm. Not in a spray.
I do not like them, Maxine, you see.
Not in a hospital. Not while wearing a mask.
I would not take them now or later.
I do not like them ever!

You do not like vaccines?

I do not like them, Maxine-I-am.

Could you, would you, in a pandemic?

I would not, could not, in a pandemic!

Would you, could you, if it’s the law?

I could not, would not, even if it’s the law.
I would not, would not, in a pandemic.
I would not take them if they caused no pain.
I would not take them in an ambulance.
Not a shot in the dark! Not a shot in my arm!
I told you they cause great harm!

I do not like vaccines

I do not like them, Maxine-I-am.

You do not like them? So you say.
Try them! Try them! And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Maxine!
If you try them they will make you sick
Do not try them.
You will see.

Say!
I do not like vaccines!
I do not! I do not like them, Maxine-I-am!
And I would not take them in a hospital.
And I would not take them while wearing a mask…
And I would not take them in an ambulance.
And I would not take a shot in the dark.

I already told you, I do not like vaccines.

I do not like them, Maxine-I-am.

_____________________________________

The Target List Movie is coming to Amazon Prime!

We’re About to Expose Big Pharma!

$1,200.00 GIVEN SO FAR. (THANK YOU)!!!

DONATIONS OF ANY AMOUNT ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED — PLEASE CLICK HERE!

We’re only $800.00 away from our goal!

51010706_1601251839415494_r.jpeg

The Target List IMDb Official Movie Page 

Casting and Filming:
The auditions will be held October-November 2020 (check updates and cast announcements here), and filming is scheduled for March 2021.

10 thoughts on “I Do Not Like Vaccines — by Dr. Seuss (Reizer)

  1. Kenneth T. October 14, 2020 / 2:00 pm

    Let’s talk copyright.
    A new work, even in a familiar style – needs to be protected. . 😉

    • NoFakeNews October 14, 2020 / 2:05 pm

      This is true, Kenneth. 🙂

  2. Elliott October 14, 2020 / 2:01 pm

    I wish we could teach young children from the beginning of their lives the truth about vaccines.
    A good rewrite, Dr. Seuss! 👍
    Elliott

    • NoFakeNews October 14, 2020 / 2:06 pm

      Thanks for the feedback, Elliot.

      Dr. Seuss

  3. tim October 14, 2020 / 2:06 pm

    Hehe ! Love it ! tyvm 🙂

    • NoFakeNews October 14, 2020 / 2:08 pm

      You are welcome, Tim. 🙂

  4. Lisa A. H. October 14, 2020 / 5:08 pm

    Fun read with a very important message.
    Great job Dr. Reizer! 👍

    • NoFakeNews October 14, 2020 / 5:22 pm

      Thanks, Lisa. 😀
      Dr. Reizer

  5. Van October 14, 2020 / 8:58 pm

    Excellent Sir. I love it.

    • NoFakeNews October 14, 2020 / 8:59 pm

      Thanks, Van! 🙂

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.